Could start a flag football team with all the red flags on this one. Sheeshhhh

Redhood616 · 2019-10-05T03:52:37+00:00

What is up with young women being so eager to ruin their bodies by getting giant, ugly tattoos in the most visible places??

Good_Old_Friend · 2019-10-05T02:30:33+00:00

5 foot even but I want a 6-6-6 man.

420, buy me some weed.

Shits n giggles, if you make me giggle, you win my shitter.

I have nothing else except, WTF about cuddling someone's daughter?!?!?!

UncleJoeInHell · 2019-10-05T04:05:16+00:00

I’d really hate to image how some of these female tattoo filled bodies are going look in 50-60 years...

DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2019-10-05T13:12:26+00:00

I would be willing to bet that 90% of the Carol's we see here all started out like this.

RomniChava · 2019-10-05T03:23:51+00:00

Total cringe..

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2019-10-05T08:59:17+00:00

"5 foot even" - I don't know too many men who actually care what a woman's height is. Women who list their height are revealing that THEY think it's important.

[Stupid emojis following height] - she's childish. Since she's only 19 it's more forgivable, but holy fuck do women use a lot of emojis. Using pictures instead of words, we're devolving as a species.

420 - if you have a job that subjects you to random screenings, stay away.

"if I find a nice human I'll keep em" - might not be actively seeking commitment, but definitely open to it.

"I probably have longer hair than you" - probably?! What kind of men has she been dating where it's even a possibility that the man has longer hair? Vikings? At least she doesn't have a dikey 'do.

"Libra" - believes in astrology. Dumb. Gullible.

"If my mom asks we met at Target" - still capable of feeling shame, but doesn't allow it to stop her from using a hookup app to take a ride on the cock carousel. These modren times really allow the worst of women's nature to come out.

[Picture] - hair looks greasy. Mirror needs to be cleaned, but the rest doesn't look too bad (hard to see). Nudity -> trashy, but at least she retains a little modesty, hiding her mosquito bites behind her hair. Trashy tattoos. Skinny-fat, but at least she isn't fat-fat.

Pump & dump material only.

RRFdev · 2019-10-05T06:11:36+00:00

I am sure her daughter would be thrilled to see her mother making trashy bathroom mirror pics like this.

Christian Moms(tm)

_Fuckit_ · 2019-10-05T02:45:56+00:00

This one isn't that bad honestly, just fresh 19 year old poon

Your_Coke_Dealer · 2019-10-05T17:24:39+00:00

Rainbow in the profile notwithstanding, you can tell this one fucks girls, a lot. Why else mention the hair thing and use gender-neutral language?

FirmFirefighter · 2019-10-05T18:10:57+00:00

Is it that singer out of RHCP?

Flexit4Brexit · 2019-10-06T10:06:12+00:00

"7 lays."

Tinder disconnects

SirKolbath · 2019-10-11T02:14:16+00:00

If your mom asks, we met when you posed covered only by your hair on a dating app and I figured “That’s the sort of slutty, shameless hunger for dick I can probably bang without any real difficulty.”

Hey, I’m trying to score a mother-daughter dance here!

kingchriscole · 2019-10-19T13:47:39+00:00

I think you guys are being too picky with this one..

The only red flags I see are -

1.)Naked mirror selfie, but “just looking for shits”

2.)”Cuddling with someone’s daughter”? If a guy said that on his profile...just imagine the backlash.

Thats it. The Tattoos can be removed, and 420 might be legal in her state.

Title	Could start a flag football team with all the red flags on this one. Sheeshhhh
Author	geronimo11b
Upvotes	115
Comments	39
Date	October 4, 2019 11:39 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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