And they all end up bitter and alone in the next few years...

BiffBiffBiff27 · 2019-09-15T19:27:38+00:00

The Thot Mess Express*

motorscuz · 2019-09-15T20:03:17+00:00

One married, one engaged and one single. All ready to mingle. All around 35. Break down time: Married: appears bored of husband and looking for tingles. Someone for a "tee hee" single night that hubby won't know about. Engaged: about to get married but seeing if there is someone better to monkey branch to. One last ditch effort for the guy she deserves. Single: sees her friends matching up and ready to jump on something with a heartbeat. Wedding dress is picked out, just need a guy to hook onto.

Ready to mingle: code for "we're ready for someone to meet our expectations of being trapped, rescue us from a tingleless relationship or just pick us to give excitement".

Guess which one: code for "will claim being single if Chad comes along".

_ginger_beard_man_ · 2019-09-15T19:30:25+00:00

I don’t normally wish ill will to my fellow humans... but I seriously hope they all get caught.

53withtrollhair · 2019-09-15T19:25:52+00:00

Don't forget- French Canadian too. That is always a treat.

halflotus2 · 2019-09-15T20:10:33+00:00

Left to right: Married, engaged, single.

ThaHentaiConnoisseur · 2019-09-15T21:25:36+00:00

From left to right. Slut, thot and slag. There, I guessed it right.

PhoenixRising-MGTOW · 2019-09-15T21:12:14+00:00

These whores all look like drug addicts 😂, but that’s what the world is coming to. Satan’s offspring are multiplying rapidly and the world is dying. Stick to your faith and stay strong guys- do not engage with people like this. I see a very short lifespan for all 3 of these whamen

Morty50911 · 2019-09-16T00:31:44+00:00

1 married + 1 engaged + 1 single = 3 sluts

loneliness-inc · 2019-09-15T21:23:39+00:00

From Montreal

From the island of whores!

The one on the right is the married one. She's blatantly cheating with a fuck you attitude.

The one in the middle is engaged. She's still trying to hide her slutty ways. You gotta keep the act until the marriage.

The one on the right is single. That's why she presents herself as a pleasant person.

Thetrvler · 2019-09-16T03:42:33+00:00

Unbelievable... thots never cease to amaze me.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2019-09-15T20:27:10+00:00

Yes, flipping the bird at the camera is a great way to entice a member of the opposite sex. You should do more of that, women.

/s in case it wasn't obvious enough.

And like OP, I also hope they get caught.

kaydawg23 · 2019-09-15T20:40:59+00:00

Guess who's getting swipped left wards

CSM_Pepper · 2019-09-15T21:20:35+00:00

The Hot Mess Express from Montreal, eh? They'll be deeply saddened when the D'Oh Just-In regime comes to an end next month.

SeekingLevelFive · 2019-09-15T23:59:46+00:00

Two left hands, 0 rings?

mblazin1532 · 2019-09-16T08:15:00+00:00

Geez they all look like real fucking winners to me.

strata_various · 2019-09-15T21:58:43+00:00

Trash females all end up in a landfill next to the wall.

FoxIslander · 2019-09-15T22:22:19+00:00

...wow...the finger...cutting edge ladies.

RealMcGonzo · 2019-09-16T02:10:21+00:00

Middle finger and duck face, a double! W2G! Need a mystery meat, mystery gender offspring in the background for the win though.

WiseMonkeyGoodMonkey · 2019-09-16T02:40:29+00:00

From left to right: Engaged/Married/Single

bablfish · 2019-09-17T05:54:42+00:00

next stop: whore town

BadPoetryByMe · 2019-09-17T07:26:49+00:00

Man what a piece of garbage

CleanMetal · 2019-09-17T20:07:00+00:00

It's over for the white race. Pack your bags and go home, buddy boys.

bushwicksick · 2019-09-19T19:21:11+00:00

Western females are on par with prostitutes. Are their notch counts any different?

Title	And they all end up bitter and alone in the next few years...
Author	_ginger_beard_man_
Upvotes	181
Comments	44
Date	September 15, 2019 7:16 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/d4p1k8/and_they_all_end_up_bitter_and_alone_in_the_next/
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