Translation: “I’m married but my husband is off working to provide for me to have a roof over my head and beer to drink. My privileged life is boring and lonely and I’m about to be too old for anyone to consider attractive so I want to see what else is out there while I think I still can.”

where_muh_good_mens · 2019-06-25T00:32:33+00:00

Ok u/ijustwanttosleeeeep, we only look for RULE 5 appropriate posts around here. This naturally excludes cuckolding, cheating, deadbedrooms, and married life complaints unless there is some deception to get a good man, or some thing she does/says that proves she is now unable to get a good man.

FactCheckOnTheFly · 2019-06-25T00:28:00+00:00

Western women are fucking disgusting, decrepit, and degenerate. Before you marry one, go to Vegas and put your 401(k) on the Roulette Wheel. At least then you have a chance. Ugh.

This sub keeps my levity.

We are overdue for a plague.

EDIT: To expand: I’m a licensed insurance agent in a big state. This woman is gonna be MEDICARE ELIGIBLE in 16 years. For the undoctrinated, that means “old people health insurance at 65”. She should be nurturing and spoiling young grandkids at her age or close to it.

Instead, she’s trolling Tinder for dick. Our society is fucked.

aussielander · 2019-06-25T00:24:58+00:00

Must be cold today.

Velvet_Hammer_ · 2019-06-25T00:32:17+00:00

I've met more than a few of these after the inevitable divorce. The first hustler that sweet-talks her is able to confuse her into thinking that because he wants a ONS, that he wants her forever. She divorces, he disappears. She gets half the cash and prizes, blows through it because she is not used to the value of money by working for it and budgeting. My guess is this 49(?) year old will be 55-57, divorced, broke, living in squalor with boxed wine and cats, begging her ex-husband to take her back because of her pre-planned, well thought out 'mistake'.He will refuse, she will reap what she has sown. The ones that I have met do it in their early 40s , but the end result will be the same.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-06-25T00:54:23+00:00

Sounds like she couldn't get the UPS man to bang her. "What can brown do you for?" 😄

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