No short-asses for this 37 year old single mummy princess!

coolmw93 · 2019-06-17T01:58:26+00:00

Jesus christ. Trying to read her profile, what is she talking about?

She's too old to be acting like a teenager with her texts.

loneliness-inc · 2019-06-17T00:28:29+00:00

I don't like playing in the mud, said the pig.

I don't like sniffing ass, said the dog.

I don't like darting, said the cow.

I don't like to run, said the horse.

I don't like to haul, said the donkey.

I don't like to drink, said the camel.

I don't like to fight, said the lion.

I don't like fish, said the bear.

I don't like teams, said the wolf.

I don't like to leap, said the deer.

I don't like garbage, said the raccoon.

I don't like to nibble, said the squirrel.

I don't like to fly, said the bird.

I don't like to swim, said the fish.

I don't like decay, said the maggot.

I don't like meat, said the leopard.

I don't like to climb, said the goat.

I don't like to graze, said the sheep.

I don't like dens, said the fox.

I don't like carrots, said the bunny.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-06-17T00:41:52+00:00

This twat fails to mention she's also 250 lbs. (That's 17.8 stones, because she's British.)

lorem6300118 · 2019-06-17T02:31:19+00:00

Says being a mother is best job in the world, and yet this putative job is unpaid.

The only criteria for a job is that one is paid.

🤔

NickTesla2018 · 2019-06-17T01:38:22+00:00

A heap of garbage. Next!

anyoneinamerica · 2019-06-17T13:32:47+00:00

Of course she is a part time domestic violence support worker. I'm sure that, on the first date, you will hear all about her string of abusive relationships and how the baby daddy was an abusive dirt bag.

Isn't it funny how all of the people with narcissistic personalities end up in the mental health field?? Kind of like hiring a pedophile to babysit your kids.

tikanderoga · 2019-06-17T02:58:49+00:00

She needs to get hit with a dictionary to begin with.

Autisticus · 2019-06-17T04:12:32+00:00

This screenshot just REEKS of UK

Fucking hell

mehoor · 2019-06-17T13:48:39+00:00

The part time work is just to scam UK child tax credits (free money from the gov if you have a vagina, bastard spawn and 16hr a week "job")

bigboilerdawg · 2019-06-17T14:06:37+00:00

At least 90% of men are taller than her. Why mention it?

theDukesofSwagger · 2019-06-17T21:00:09+00:00

Do they sell Rosetta Stone in Stupid Whore?

Broncoli · 2019-06-17T12:13:35+00:00

Is that English?

Tailtappin · 2019-06-18T05:14:31+00:00

She's perfect!

She's almost like an adult but without any adult qualities. Nothing says 'ditch-pig' quite like an emoji-filled rant about what a great catch a 37 year old child with a desperate need for Ritalin is too good to fuck you...this time.

Medusssssa1 · 2019-06-18T18:34:00+00:00

What language is that?

cleverbutnotoverlyso · 2019-06-20T20:53:03+00:00

Did she have a stroke or a seizure as she was doing her profile?

Title	No short-asses for this 37 year old single mummy princess!
Author	fromthecrypt8
Upvotes	115
Comments	36
Date	June 16, 2019 10:47 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/c1g21n/no_shortasses_for_this_37_year_old_single_mummy/
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