I'm not skinny or hot any longer but you must be tall, muscular, have nice teeth, and more...

Tuco2134 · 2019-03-16T02:00:39+00:00

If we were playing cliche bingo this woman would have a blackout.

RealMcGonzo · 2019-03-16T02:59:32+00:00

Aged 22-36. She'll take somebody that she is 50% older than, but no more than 3 years older, LOL. She's after dick and plenty of it.

anyoneinamerica · 2019-03-16T02:39:14+00:00

...I've been thru hell and back...

Is that the new code for "I was in an abusive relationship"?

Lady is 33 looking like 44 and thinks that she deserves to be picky. Here is a quarter...Go buy a clue. She should probably stick with the male strippers that are with her in the second pic from the left.

Good_Old_Friend · 2019-03-16T01:33:29+00:00

First try at a contribution. A homebody with multiple professions but "I have my life together, you should too!" I am not hot any more but you better have a current photo, nice teeth, your own place, and be in shape. Didn't you read the title? I am picky, strong, and independent. That's why I have Tyrone's son, who is my #1 priority. I used to party, but now I just want your $$$ and you better meet all my needs.

aussielander · 2019-03-16T03:26:39+00:00

That second pic of her with 4 buff guys groping her? Is this an attempt to show she is still wanted?

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-03-16T02:10:54+00:00

Whoa! Hold on there! What's with her nose?

"I WAS ALOT HOTTER AND SKINNIER 5 YRS AGO TOO, BUT I DON'T HAVE THOSE PICS POSTED UP ON HERE!!!!!" You moron, nobody cares about your pics from 5 yrs ago! We only care about WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE NOW! Because face it, honey, you are NOT reversing aging.

Detallado · 2019-03-16T05:44:17+00:00

Long ago I posted a python code, a way of mocking those profiles, like if they all were imported from a library, I'm starting to believe that there must be a fucking template library for it

wathon2 · 2019-03-16T04:32:13+00:00

A 33 yrs old fat ugly single mom is asking for a man with a good career and his own place and is no older than 36. LOL.

She should considered herself blessed to get ANY man that will stick around at this point.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-03-16T02:13:41+00:00

Here's yet another barely 5 footer demanding a "tall, muscular man" but not too muscular apparently, because you can't be over 250lbs.? What world does she live in? Because many muscleheads are well over 250lbs.!

Women think men are just products that they can pre-order?

Older_Miggy · 2019-03-16T04:52:42+00:00

I was a lot hotter and skinnier 5 years ago...

Yet demands a man under 250?? Are you fucking insane????

I'm 6'2" and 250. A little roll around the middle, but no beer gut by any means.

And what the fuck does "Profession: Multiple" even mean??? You can suck cock while being DP'd??

Maybe it's the beer, but this one is worse imho than all the ones having height requirements.

DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2019-03-16T03:37:07+00:00

Homebody

While posing with Chippendale Joe and the crew.

Not discriminating or being shallow...I'm very picky...i deserve to be.

Wait. What the...? Hypocrite / Contradict much?

I was a lot hotter and skinnier 5 years ago...Not a party girl anymore...I have my life together....I'm a strong independent woman...Very abitious.

Not a single one of those things seems plausible cupcake. Not one.

We wish you well in your dating journeys. Pleas check in with us in a few more years and let us know how it is going in your marriage to Billy. The "nice" guy who "has his life together, nice teeth, a job, and doesn't live with mama" I cannot wait to hear how that is going for you.

We are here when you are ready.

notyourdude201 · 2019-03-16T06:28:01+00:00

IF YOUR SON IS YOUR #1 YOU SHOULDN'T BE ON OLD LOOKING FOR FUCKS HOLY SHIT

You deserve all the games and drama coming to you because you can't even be serious to your own kid.

NoMeansYesNate · 2019-03-16T07:02:27+00:00

Cool. If your illegitimate son is your #1 priority keep him that way & get the hell off of dating sites. Forget her, though. I want to see the fool that thought making that beast into a single mom was a good idea in the first place! No way in hell she was ever hot, ever.

Reddit_is_my_city · 2019-03-16T07:41:13+00:00

Shes trying to get that right angle so bad. Must be terrible being this delusional.

SirKolbath · 2019-03-16T16:46:44+00:00

You know, lady, if you had found a decent man and treated him right when you were skinny and hot five years ago you probably wouldn’t be searching futilely on the web for a replacement.

harharry · 2019-03-16T16:53:44+00:00

“I was hotter and skinnier 5 years ago”

Yea right, put those photos up bitch. And take down the kiddie photos, no one cares about that. Besides no one is gonna agree to friends first with a single mom, but they will agree to sex first. Sex positive surely works. But friends do not cause you can put in a lot of effort for literally nothing, and for a worthless lady like you that is never gonna happen.

Let the pain of loneliness and single momma finance bills grind you down and remake you into a woman with a better and less judgmental attitude.

0kool74 · 2019-03-18T00:21:43+00:00

WOW!!!!! She's got a requirements list longer than Trump's list of accomplishments.....and that's saying a lot. I always wonder just what kind of shitstorm it'd cause if I were to post my list of requirements on that site. I'm sure the plenty of freaks would lose their collective shit lol

[deleted] · 2019-03-16T16:21:19+00:00

Hi Tyrone! What'cha been up to?

CoMaBlaCK · 2019-03-17T04:11:13+00:00

Why can’t women just go on dates to determine if a guy is comparable and keep their cock softening check lists off these websites?

Here’s the thing, you’re not as pretty or skinny as you were 5 years ago and this is why you’re on a dating website looking for the guy that you could have pulled 5 years ago.

[deleted] · 2019-03-17T17:36:38+00:00

I deserve to be picky, too. Goodbye.

Johnyfatcawk · 2019-03-18T20:28:19+00:00

Yikes if that's her at 33😷😷😷😷

Title	I'm not skinny or hot any longer but you must be tall, muscular, have nice teeth, and more...
Author	Good_Old_Friend
Upvotes	73
Comments	37
Date	March 16, 2019 1:28 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/b1mxfi/im_not_skinny_or_hot_any_longer_but_you_must_be/
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