This 29yo lover of Viking’s could not fit anymore perfectly here!

where_muh_good_mens · 2018-11-08T16:52:39+00:00

Redacted: Bailout

Also, look at how she is tailoring her profile to nice guys now. no filters, spontaneous, sports ^{^lol}

Here is the thing, women don't care about sports and competition. Men care about those things because they have to compete for resources in this world. Women don't because they get their men to do it. She likes the Vikings because she wants to relate to fans of the Vikings.

Same with the filters. She knows guys want the real deal, and not fraud, so she says she doesn't like filters, but what she means is she knows guys don't like filters.

Also, with spontaneous and easy going, 2 things men care about. They want a fun loving, relaxing time with a woman. She is a chameleon. As long as you spontaneously open your wallet, she will love doing whatever it is you want at at that time. If the wallet closes, so does her sudden drive to do anything.

Also notice this, she isn't done with alpha fucks scenarios. Her mom practically begs her to get with a beta provider, as her 3 kids are in some desperate need of a male role model, but look at her defiance, "a least a good looking dickhead". She is alpha widowed. She has had all this fun with those bad boys and the last one she probably compromised a bit on the looks, but that put her in this predicament now. She realizes she should have gone for the hot guys first as even as an asshole, they would have at least been some good status gossip around the hen house.

What a deceptive cunt. Nice find.

challenge-throway · 2018-11-08T16:50:32+00:00

I am a baked bean baron with billions, and looking for a single mom to wife up.

walks away disappointed

omegajelly200 · 2018-11-08T17:07:47+00:00

Mum of 3

Mum said

Even as a mother you're still a little girl.

KoloGupta · 2018-11-08T18:25:35+00:00

"Kissing in the rain".

Women actually believe men want such "romantic" crap. I'm trying to figure out one thing that's remotely appealing about kissing in the rain, or even standing on the rain.

Her makeup, hair, and credit card shoes will be ruined in the rain. Women travel so far into their mental massages that they float away from reality.

truthteller8 · 2018-11-08T18:19:18+00:00

What man is going to put his resources (financial and otherwise) into raising three children of another man?

These women really need to have some LT planning ability. Don't sleep with deadbeats.

where_muh_good_mens · 2018-11-08T19:39:13+00:00

She neglected to mention she likes getting barebacked by “dickheads”, not using any form of birth control and trying to find a sucker to bail her out. I don’t know why she wouldn’t include that.

Ngie1 · 2018-11-08T18:29:04+00:00

mum of 3? youre done bitch.

[deleted] · 2018-11-08T19:11:12+00:00

No apostrophe in vikings....plural, not possessive. Please, save a comma, the language depends on it.

Feldmarshal · 2018-11-08T17:15:49+00:00

Doesn't wear camo on her face, so it's all good though...

redpillparis · 2018-11-08T18:42:42+00:00

Some people shouldn't be allowed to breed for the sake of the kids' future.

The kids must be so clueless and lack any authoritative figure in life just because the mum is too busy riding the carousel.

Canadeaan · 2018-11-08T20:50:17+00:00

walking the life of her mothers footsteps

[deleted] · 2018-11-08T22:36:41+00:00

Up until the bit about having 3 kids that read like some “alternative” 19 year old’s MySpace profile in 2008.

AeternitasViking · 2018-11-09T13:12:29+00:00

Having actually worked on Vikings I can tell you that damaged goods like her go for us constantly.

jimmyjoejimbob · 2018-11-09T18:08:18+00:00

likes spiced rum

Fucking monster right there.

Title	This 29yo lover of Viking’s could not fit anymore perfectly here!
Author	SidgeBlueCollars
Upvotes	82
Comments	31
Date	November 8, 2018 4:42 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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