"I want to have my cake and eat it. And by cake I mean cocks."

LawyerInTheMaking · 2018-03-02T01:09:38+00:00

tip for some of you fellas, you can notice this transition if she is active on social media. as she is making that transition from party thot to a wholesome wannabe, she will attempt to hide her previous previous party girl activities by removing evidence of her previous whorish ways. you will notice as you go back in her social media history and compare it to her recent social media history, there will be significant gaps between posts. that year or two that she used to post thirst traps on instagram? gone. Those posts/shares of being a sexually liberated woman? gone. first few years of her pictures are just selfies and now she has things like scripture and helping out people? i wonder why, gentleman.

always be on alert.

wathon2 · 2018-03-02T04:35:55+00:00

........And maybe I will give you, my beta provider, boring sex once a month, not the kind of hot wild sex I have had with countless men in the past. And I also expect you too pay a FULL PREMIUM to access this used up pussy once a month, which means a steady income for me to spend, a house for me to live in, a car for me to drive, take me on expensive vacations, and give me gifts regularly while I sleep with other men behind your back once in a while.

BewareTheOldMan · 2018-03-02T22:05:32+00:00

Of course, it won't come to you like that last paragraph. It's going to sound like this, in snippets and dribs and drabs:

--I've just been looking for love in all the wrong places. (Cliché, but a woman actually said this to me. In exactly those words.)

--I had a lot of fun, there was a lot of exciting fun sex. But it wasn't good for me. I realized that the guys I was dating, I might end up married to one of them, and having his kids, and then I'd be trapped with him, and I didn't want that, because they were drunks/broke/losers/idiots/jobless.

--One of the reasons I like you is that you actually have a job, your own place, your own car. That'$ $o important becau$e it $how$ $elf reliance.

--Another reason I like you is that you seem like a really nice guy. And you're really nice to me. And that really turns me on.

--I like you so much. Soooo much. You're so good to me.

--I realize that I've made a lot of ~~really bad decisions~~ mistakes. And I want to do better. I'm tired of players and games. I want to do it the right way this time. If you wait for me, I promise... I'll be worth the wait.

--I... I'm just not ready yet. But I will be...soon.

--It's so different with you. You're such a beautiful person. I just feel so at home with you. You're not like those other guys. They are such assholes. (Snuggles into chest while pushing your hand away from her ass)

--My ex boyfriend [insert name here]. He's such an asshole. Let me tell you all the ways in which he was an asshole. (proceeds to wax lengthy ad nauseum on all said assholish ways, indicating how preoccupied she is with him and at the same time treating you like one of her best bud girlfriends. Congrats, Mr. Friendzone Emotionaltampon.)

Be aware, and stay frosty, gents.

Notice what IS NOT happening?

Sex. She doesn't have sex with you. Or when she does, it's mechanical and rote. On her terms and timetable. When she feels like it. The way she feels like it. And it's not all that important to her.

Because she just doesn't see you in that way. But you're useful to her, like a major appliance. You're a thing to be used. Durable, reliable, predictable. Always works just like it's intended. Needs minimal servicing and attention. She needs it, couldn't do without it, would miss it if it were gone.

But love it? No. treat it well? Nah. Care about what servicing it needs? No. It's there to be used, not cared for or taken care of. If it breaks or no longer works, she can get another one.

If it breaks or doesn't work anymore, she can always get another one.

[deleted] · 2018-03-02T05:13:01+00:00

Sadly for the BB that takes her home, her used up twat may be the best thing he ever had. The guy in the pic has that look of a satisfied "at last". Not only is there a huge supply of horny incells for her to tap, these guys think they found heaven on earth, "at last".

Probably the most amazing part of her "transformation" from slut to saint, is the complete rewrite of her history. Her timeline cleans up with so little effort on her part, as others mentioned here. Her new BB gets to watch that scrub of her past in real time. Once he is hooked, she will deny knowing how to give the BJ's that she lured him with. She'll gaslight the poor guy, until he believes her prim and proper past is true, and, think himself a "beast" for wanting sex more than monthly.

AllahHatesFags · 2018-03-02T16:14:17+00:00

Beta bux has to pay out the ass for once a month starfish sex with used-up post-wall hag while Chad got sex with her for free in her prime. If she didn't give the best 10 years of her life, don't take the worst 40.

Blogginginvicecity · 2018-03-02T21:35:35+00:00

🎶 Look at the title of this photograph. Everytime I do it makes me laugh 🎶

Even if there aren't any new posts on this sub, this makes it worth coming by

Bewbman · 2018-03-05T23:00:11+00:00

Not even joking I'm 90 percent sure that's a picture of my sister and her now ex on the bottom. If not it looks exactly like them wtf.

NamelessNamek · 2018-03-02T13:50:56+00:00

I'm a guy and I'm done with parties and all that too for settling down . Does this mean the same thing for me?

Title	"I want to have my cake and eat it. And by cake I mean cocks."
Author	ThousandYrTrumpReich
Upvotes	445
Comments	21
Date	March 1, 2018 11:09 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/819pio/i_want_to_have_my_cake_and_eat_it_and_by_cake_i/
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