[24F] "I had my heart broke a lot! Need someone to show me how a real woman should be treated."

AllahHatesFags · 2017-11-13T22:03:40+00:00

She has a lot going for her: young, childless, decent face. If she hit the treadmill and watched what she ate she could probably land a good value man, but it's more likely she will end up getting fatter and turn into a cat lady.

Robocompany · 2017-11-15T01:20:06+00:00

This doesn't belong here. She seems reasonably normal and like any other girl.

badaboomxx · 2017-11-13T15:53:54+00:00

Well she really cannot live without exces of food that is for sure.

I guess that she expect to be treated as a disney princess.

RadicalAsceticMonk · 2017-11-13T16:49:15+00:00

I am very easy going but have had my heart broke a lot!

That's not "but", darling. That's a "so".

I have a full time job

Good for you.

I have 4 tattoos

Oh. Oh my. Ewww....

and I'm planning to get more

Of course. Why stop on the first 4 mistakes, when you can make more?

I'm tired of losers and need a real man!

I'm sure you do. Incidentally, those "losers" are still the ones giving you "the tingles", so you'll go back to them as soon as you get bored from "real man" Billy D. Beta.

I am not looking to hook up

"buuut if Chad Thundercock is reading this profile..."

I am a southern sweetheart

Is that supposed to be a positive trait? More importantly, is a "southern sweetheart" supposed to be a used-up trashy skank with 4 tattoos and a record of riding "losers'" cocks?

and I would do anything for my friends and family

Except, apparently, listen to Mom and Dad when they told you to not be a used-up trashy skank with 4 tatoos and a record of riding "losers'" cocks.

when I'm in a relationship I believe in spoiling my man

As long as he spoils you back, am I right? Also, how did that worked with your past "losers", uh? Spoiled them good enough for them to dump your trashy, tattooed ass, I see.

For example I would buy him things that he wants just because that's what he wants

Darling here uncovered the secret of birthday and Christmas gifts! Amazing!

I need someone who will show me how a real woman should be treated

It's a bit too late for that, since I see no "real woman", but only a used-up trashy skank with 4 tatoos and a record of riding "losers'" cocks. Hey, you're 24, you have at least 5 more years of riding the CC before The Wall hits, if you take moderate care of yourself. Since you already started it, you might as well enjoy it to the fullest.

I'm really good at: Having fun

...everybody is good at having fun, dear.

and make people laughing

Maybe you should try being a comedian then. Amy Schumer supposedly is one, and she can't make anyone laugh.

I also talk a lot of shit

That, I believe 100%. I also noticed you didn't find anything concrete that you are good at, so I'll assume you are, in fact, good for nothing.

My eyes

You mean, the eyes behind the glasses? Dear, I wear glasses too, nobody notices my eyes, they notice my glasses. Incidentally, "my eyes" is the default answer that skanks trying to play coy give, since apparently saying "my ta-tas" or "my ass" is too slutty.

I love country music

Figures

but I listen to just about everything

Really? Because that's also a default answer uninteresting skanks usually give when the conversation delves into music. "I listen to about everything!" is as vapid as it goes. Non-compromising enough that you can possibly adapt to whatever taste your man have. Yeah, right.

CSI, NCIS, Criminal Minds

Well, at least one trait of a housewife you have

American Horror Story

into-the-trash-it-goes.jpg

I love just about all movies

Really? See my comment about loving all music. Are you up to watching some Kurosawa, or you "don't watch movies you have to read"?

the only way I can watch scary

You mean "horror", yes? "Scary" isn't a movie genre, unless you're referring to those awful Scary Movies spoofs.

I get scared easily!

All women do.

I love all food

Really? That seems the thing that a fat, uneducated, uncultured American would say to justify their predilection for processed fat and sugar.

I am picky when it comes to books

Point proven. Uneducated, uncultured, illiterate.

On a Typical Friday Night I am: Going out with friends or staying in

Yeah, you can either go out or stay in. Unless you have a way of quantically be out and in at the same time. Schrödinger's Slut, maybe.

You should message if: You're interested or just want to talk

Gee, thanks, Captain Obvious!

Creed89B27 · 2017-11-14T03:15:02+00:00

She listens to country ugh

Title	[24F] "I had my heart broke a lot! Need someone to show me how a real woman should be treated."
Author	kevin32
Upvotes	29
Comments	8
Date	November 13, 2017 2:14 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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