[29F] "WHERE'S MY PRINCE CHARMING? Did he get hit by a bus? He get lost and has ego issues & doesn't wanna ask for directions?"

WAH_FML · 2017-10-19T15:53:25+00:00

29 years old. has a 7 year old kid (of course). Divorced (got knocked up, married the douchebag badboy baby daddy who treated her like shit, she then treated him like shit, baby daddy absconded for parts unknown). Butterface, chubby. Nice tits. "Christian". Dresses like a dime store whore, shows ample cleavage, wants "meaningful relationship".

LOL.

fkingrone · 2017-10-19T16:12:41+00:00

Yeah them titties are nice and all, but all I think if when I see them is how many times I'd have to pull out my wallaet for her and her 7 year old just to fuck around with them.

Ezreal3 · 2017-10-20T03:21:56+00:00

Why does her right tit have a dent in it?

Austinisfullgohome · 2017-10-21T00:18:33+00:00

How is she a single parent and a stay at home mom? 🤔

Up_to_here_with_BS02 · 2017-10-28T09:02:31+00:00

OK. Here's the thing, you 40y and 200 and something pounds, w/children:
if you WERE the necessary alternative he would have wisely chosen to get hit by a bus.
But . . . since you are not, he's just keeping well away from predators like you.
You see, he loves life. And you are a life killer.
So he has chosen to live a happy life.

Title	[29F] "WHERE'S MY PRINCE CHARMING? Did he get hit by a bus? He get lost and has ego issues & doesn't wanna ask for directions?"
Author	kevin32
Upvotes	21
Comments	17
Date	October 19, 2017 3:33 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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