iTs tiMe tO seTtLe dOwN

Honest_Solution · 2020-03-15T22:53:21+00:00

Speaking of calling out on bs, don’t make me work hard for what you gave away free for years.

Overkillengine · 2020-03-15T23:05:15+00:00

[deleted]

TANQspray · 2020-03-15T23:02:34+00:00

I think I need to msg her just to check if she’s into One night stands

RRFdev · 2020-03-16T00:00:45+00:00

Copy paste, copy paste.

x Nurse

x Bastard children.

x Amazonian

x Fat (close up to her boobs)

They are all the god damn same.

JerryNewton7 · 2020-03-15T23:52:40+00:00

"I work in a diagnostic lab" = answering the phone

"I will call you out on your BS" = insufferable bitch

"It's time to settle down" = time to tie down a simp for his money

TrentLane2 · 2020-03-16T00:25:47+00:00

RaIsE tHe SoN oF mY oNe NiGhT sTanD!

Jetleg26 · 2020-03-16T02:46:45+00:00

I'll translate it to English for you guys:

Fake ginger hair = Took more facials than a porn star.
Medical Laboratory = Doing some low skill work or is a secretary.
Talks shit about how she is not a researcher = probably doesn't even know that Corona is a virus.
Not for ONS = Not for ONS with YOU, but will f*ck chad on the side.
Will call you out on your BS = I will make your life miserable.
It's time to settle down = I had more sperm in my hole than the sperm bank.

DangZagnut · 2020-03-15T22:54:47+00:00

So her value is not being able to help during a pandemic?

So...once again...vagina is the premier trade item?

SuperGoxxer · 2020-03-16T05:14:57+00:00

That buttcrack cleavage can mean only one thing.

CHUBBERS.

She may not have found the Coronavirus cure, but she sure found that extra slice of pizza.

NickTesla2018 · 2020-03-15T23:30:51+00:00

Settle down temporarily between those knockers.

dwc151 · 2020-03-16T00:14:26+00:00

She's definitely still doing one night stands.

HiredNote · 2020-03-16T02:01:35+00:00

I'm more concerned that the OP's battery life is almost out than I am about this chick and her problems.

MachoToughGuy · 2020-03-16T05:03:42+00:00

lol, the very first sentence shows she has no sense of humor and to add insult to injury she comes off as bitchy.

She does not want a one night stand because she's already embarrassed at the fact she had a one night stand and she does not even know the name of her child's father.

She's also a liar, she's not "laid back".

DontNeedMuchMoney · 2020-03-15T23:41:55+00:00

Unethical but I would wear a dad outfit to a date and one night her anyway

DavidLoPan13 · 2020-03-16T09:51:17+00:00

This woman sure mentions one night stands a lot.

EvilKlownz2 · 2020-03-16T02:02:52+00:00

*Not into one night stands* Posts a pic of her goo gutters.

I-am-the-lul · 2020-03-16T02:14:38+00:00

Bets she has the corogonasyphaherpalaids.

3DWomanHelps2DWomen · 2020-03-16T05:13:36+00:00

Lmfao she cant even take a joke in the first sentence

JimBagleaducia · 2020-03-16T13:50:16+00:00

Dundee? They don't have labs there, they barely got electricity last week

WiccedPisces · 2020-03-15T23:48:09+00:00

That's some impressive cleavage...

void_magic · 2020-03-16T01:35:52+00:00

DiD i MeNtioN I'M noT hErE foR One NigHT sTAndS

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-03-16T08:32:39+00:00

"Only match if you're not for one night stands" - Oh, ok, you need to be willing to fuck her at least twice before moving on.

MRMRising · 2020-03-16T15:27:35+00:00

Wow, I'm actually impressed, 27 and only 1 kid.

I mean, considering what we see around here on a normal day.

2020-03-16T18:32:20+00:00

I think she doesn't want one night stands! The whole thing seems to be about this. Only way to put these hoes out of business is to dump them if there's no sex on the first date.

Rex-Holes · 2020-03-17T00:06:43+00:00

"Not into one night stands"

shows cleavage in profile pic..

asdf333aza · 2020-03-17T23:40:05+00:00

Female - "Now that I've had multiple one night stands and produced a child, I am not ready to settle down with a man who is willing to support me and the child that isn't his".

Where was this settle down mentality BEFORE the fucking kid? These chicks always wanna settle down they have another man's and after the best years of their lives are gone.

It's like buying a stock on it's what into the ground with no signs of an uptrend. Only a mad man would do it. It's going to cost you money and time and only give you stress in return. "No hook ups for you, I spent my high sex drive years on Chad. But you can help me raise Chad Jr. "

Half_ass_guard_pass · 2020-03-23T19:43:34+00:00

it would really suck for you if you are a man under 5'8

animalmother2017 · 2020-03-16T11:26:40+00:00

[removed]

Title	iTs tiMe tO seTtLe dOwN
Author	Nero9214
Upvotes	177
Comments	63
Date	March 15, 2020 10:08 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/fj9ipn/its_time_to_settle_down/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/its-time-to-settle-down.355092 https://theredarchive.com/post/355092

Comments