Mom cop doesn't want any games...but says she won't message first 🤔

OldFashionMarine1 · 2020-03-12T17:46:29+00:00

Lol....if your such a good cop why don't you investigate why you are a single mom at age 40?

PolukranosWordEater · 2020-03-12T17:13:25+00:00

Duck face at 40, arm sleeve tattoo, hideous thick painted on eyebrows with stupid eyelash extensions that makes her look like a cheap hooker, single mom to a teenage adolescent in their rebellious phase that'll hate your guts, and a cop, just in case you didnt have enough overly aggressive manly women with a chip on their shoulder in your life.

But she's VERY curvy guys. Totally worth it.

Cream1984 · 2020-03-12T16:56:08+00:00

I'm REAL and I'll always be me...

a fat, self-centered, loud mouth, demanding cunt that will make sure you are performing your role in my and my kids life while on your knees and kissing my feet.

nonprofitmisanthrope · 2020-03-12T17:05:24+00:00

Comforting to know that intelligent and stable females like this are running around with a badge and gun.

NickTesla2018 · 2020-03-12T17:47:38+00:00

Most female cops are ballbusters and not worth the insane headache to date. I'm sure this one is all badass but still wants a dominant guy.

Honest_Solution · 2020-03-12T17:13:35+00:00

Nothing turns me off more than a woman in a mans profession. Kills ALL aspects of femininity. Not to mention women cops are passed around like a joint at Woodstock. They’re as bad as military chicks.

Emervila · 2020-03-12T17:17:26+00:00

Athletic & VERY curvy

As in Mc Donald's gym champion or what? Hamster is so broken she opens her bio with an impossible to fix contradiction.

I'll always be me

That's exactly the biggest problem, the reddest of all your flags.

dwc151 · 2020-03-12T18:08:46+00:00

And I guarantee she's a jail guard. Not even a real cop.

EEE_Eddie · 2020-03-12T17:59:30+00:00

So a fat cop. You know she is a total bitch.

neverforme · 2020-03-12T18:10:57+00:00

“I’m a cop”= meter maid or dispatcher.

ComeBackToDigg · 2020-03-12T17:16:39+00:00

When a woman says she is going to “settledown,” she means it. In her mind, she is about to settle. Down.

Old_snowboarder · 2020-03-12T18:01:50+00:00

Very curvy - nipples are down by her knees once the structural underwear comes off.

2020-03-12T18:13:27+00:00

"FAT MOM WITH KIDS I PLAY GAMES"

BoxofMistakes · 2020-03-12T20:08:30+00:00

Female cops are a strange breed. I've been out with a couple of them. They seem to have their shit together and are more realistic than the average woman but they still have that womanbrain creeping in fucking everything up.

That and the shit they go through as a cop makes them hard to deal with. It makes it difficult for them to maintain relationships for the same reason male cops do- because of how they live it makes them feel separate from everyone else.

Also, women exaggerate to the point of outright lying about their jobs. She's probably an office manager at a police station or something.

solamarvii · 2020-03-12T18:13:29+00:00

Athletic

VERY Curvy.

Pick one, but only one.

BritishBotWriter · 2020-03-12T19:20:39+00:00

Never ever date a cop!

Not that I'm anti cop far from it but women LEO often have a chip on their shoulder. If she crys rape after a breakup you have nowhere to fucking stand.

neverforme · 2020-03-12T17:42:48+00:00

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AurelianWay · 2020-03-12T19:54:12+00:00

There are so many red flags with this woman I don't know where to start.

Single MOM, COP, 40 yrs old, Bitch, Fat, Tattoo

She works in a field where she she will encounter many alpha men. Not even worth the pump the dump. She will have high testosterone and even though you can't see it, I guarantee she will have more body hair than you do. Her hobbies probably include destroying men's souls. I wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole.

SomeSqueakyCleanButt · 2020-03-12T21:53:09+00:00

Athletic & VERY curvy

Went to the gym a few times last year. Super fat. Much more so than the picture insinuates (not full-body for a reason). LEO job is mostly taking calls, sitting on an ever expanding ass and eating sugar dipped fat all day long. Thinks makeup hides the moon face (it doesn't).

EmbraceYourAgony · 2020-03-12T20:37:35+00:00

“I’m independent (...)” - while simultaneously looking for a beta provider on tinder.

2020-03-12T20:54:13+00:00

the independence meme needs to die. They never seem to know what it means. Either they mean in life, which is wrong they're constantly living off of those around them, or they mean in relationships, which is also wrong because they constantly spew about how they need a man to meet all these requirements for it to work. If you're independent then all you need is someone fun.

Best case scenario they have just a baseline of real life independence and somehow think this is something to lord over the men they expect to make them not independent.

dwc151 · 2020-03-12T18:08:07+00:00

A pig on multiple levels.

2020-03-12T23:41:22+00:00

Replace VERY curvy with VERY fat and it all starts to make sense boys.

ipromiseimnotaNazi · 2020-03-12T21:56:08+00:00

From the new Netflix series “Forty, Fat and Picky”

2020-03-12T22:30:56+00:00

That face is so stupid. It’s like MySpace duck face but these are legitimate mid 30 year olds doing it. Do they think it makes them look thinner? It just makes them look a little mentally challenged.

z31fanatic · 2020-03-12T21:23:43+00:00

Oh yes, she is proof that we only hire the best people to be cops.

/s

beesnoopy2231 · 2020-03-12T22:53:32+00:00

By adding value she means giving her money

SuperGoxxer · 2020-03-12T23:25:27+00:00

Let me tell you, if you thought nurse practitioners were bad, my god, female cops are notorious for "working through the ranks".

And do you really want to deal with some bitch that can do all kinds of above-the-law shit to you when she's pissed off?

Helllllll No.

fuddubandha · 2020-03-12T20:29:50+00:00

5'2" and a cop. God bless that town with criminals and its citizens

AmazinFantsy15 · 2020-03-12T21:15:06+00:00

SinglemomNOTlookingforaHoookup 🤣

2020-03-12T21:18:07+00:00

Trying to be coy at this late, dilapidated stage and with those tattoos is just...sad.

Traksimuss · 2020-03-12T22:28:16+00:00

Is she looking for a man, or did she select the wrong gender to be interested in? Looks masculine to me.

2020-03-12T23:58:28+00:00

So apparently my shit can be a cop in USA as well. I will enroll it in the academy first thing tomorrow

kfree313 · 2020-03-12T18:49:32+00:00

A Female LEO cop . That shit has Amber Guyger written all over it .

nihilistpanduh · 2020-03-12T21:41:10+00:00

Female cop 😂🤣😂 she would probably yell at you for not waking up with her at 7 am to shop then tell you you're on your phone too much the second you sit down to relax

2020-03-12T21:30:14+00:00

Fat but fit?

SeeThroughPupper · 2020-03-12T23:11:20+00:00

I would go out with her just to see what level of stupid she is, because I can see these relationship being fun to talk about with the boys. I would probably turn it into a dating sim where if there are any major choices my group of friends would vote on what I should do next. I would probably have to move to a new city after we break up though.

Sankdamoney · 2020-03-12T23:25:58+00:00

That stupid fucking face she makes tells me everything I need to know.

jasonmiles2014 · 2020-03-12T23:30:38+00:00

She looks like a circus clown🤡🤡

testicle_whisperer · 2020-03-13T00:24:44+00:00

I love how they make all these demands yet still act coy and cute in their photos, literal crazy.

11bNg · 2020-03-13T00:38:11+00:00

Curvy is code for fat right

notpcperson · 2020-03-13T03:12:19+00:00

With her aesthetics, I won't be surprise she plays for the other team. I don't mean lesbians. I mean criminals.

MDMCrab · 2020-03-13T00:41:23+00:00

Some of those things contradict...

longlivestheking · 2020-03-13T00:45:47+00:00

Hmmm, nothing there that would incline me to message first though...

yung-gung · 2020-03-13T00:55:11+00:00

Now, that’s the definition of a walking disaster!!

Tweapodok33 · 2020-03-13T01:10:21+00:00

She’s either a cop in some podunk town where they’ll take anyone, or she’s a security guard of some kind.

2020-03-13T04:08:02+00:00

“Very curvy” aka one roll of fat curves into the next roll

2020-03-13T05:05:23+00:00

I wonder how many cops she has blown & fucked? Baby daddy is probably a cop

rp_whybother · 2020-03-13T13:24:59+00:00

she should start her profile with the swipe left bit - save everyone some time.

BluepillProfessor · 2020-03-13T15:31:28+00:00

Imagine waking up to that angry, arrogant, sourpuss face every day.

Every morning she would greet you with a list of demands and that pissed off face.

LAVATORR · 2020-03-14T05:18:55+00:00

Saying "I am real" is such a telling thing to consider worth mentioning.

It's like how New York City cannot go two sentences without telling you how Real and Authentic it is while constantly implying that the 99.9% of the human race that does not live in New York are somehow living in a Matrix simulacrum whose experiences are just shadows on a cave wall compared to the exact same thing but done in New York.

.....I'm sorry, but I've been wanting to say that for a while.

coolerdrop57156 · 2020-03-13T02:15:49+00:00

She would get on her knees for jeremy meeks tho

Scourmont · 2020-03-14T09:14:36+00:00

This bish will suck out your soul.

2020-03-19T21:22:07+00:00

“VERY curvy”

Fat...she means that she’s fat.

You have to put up with her being a lazy fatass. But you, yes you my friend, you must have a gym bod.

btscher · 2020-03-15T02:01:10+00:00

I don’t agree with almost anything on this sub, but I definitely see a warning sign anytime anyone lists their horoscope on their dating profile.

logitech757 · 2020-06-19T16:06:09+00:00

uh a real cop? It's a hard PASS lady, it's just the way it is

mustangfrank · 2020-03-12T18:33:24+00:00

At least she is not stupid to go after Thugs, Criminals and Bad Boys. That shows she has some smarts.

No kids, that is good, too.

If she played down the dominant stuff, she might be OK.

Fuckboys are something else. I bet she had her share, now wants beta to dominate and take his money.

snuggs5066 · 2020-03-13T07:14:03+00:00

Only read through a few of these comments, then realized something, << DON'T YOU FUCKING TROLLS HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO THEN ON THE TOILET WITH YOUR SMART PHONE IN ONE HAND AND YOUR TOOTHPICK IN THE OTHER AND BEAT DOWN AN HONEST HARD WORKING POLICE OFFICER WHO IS TRYING TO BETTER HER SITUATION?>>

Where are you idiots at? You're on a real manly website with a bunch of other douchbags making fun of a single mother. You kids and I emphasize kids need to take a good look at yourself in the mirror and judge yourself and where your at before you open your pie hole. Consider why you're still single, DAA And you're perfect enough to open your pie hole. SHUT THE F#%? UP

Remember SHE'LL PROBABLY HAVE TO SAVE YOU FROM GETTING YOUR SORRY ASS KICKED BY 3 GRANNIES ON WALKERS ONE DAY. Bunch of D-B's

1st t & l t..

Title	Mom cop doesn't want any games...but says she won't message first 🤔
Author	Extra-Scallion
Upvotes	291
Comments	123
Date	March 12, 2020 2:38 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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