Summary: Lift. Also don't hesitate to approach at festivals. Shit works. Got laid within three hours of approaching. Life is good.

Body:

So tonight and this weekend is a music festival going down in my current town, and I went, having nothing better to do. After floating around for about 30 minutes, drinking my beer of choice when I ran into this girl named Christina, holding two beers. I'll say that's her name because it is. Anyways, she's roughly a 7, possibly a 7.5 depending on the angle. So I waltz up and here's roughly the first exchange:

Me: "Oh, you got one for me? You shouldn't have." in the cheekiest accent I could muster.

Her: "Nah, but you can have a gulp"

Me: "Or the entire thing" drinks most of it

So we end up talking about how anyone we were bringing flaked on us, and we get to the topic of more beer. She wants me to buy the first round, and that's fine provided she gets the next one. So she does. At this point I'm applying more kino, and after a second round I decide to make out, only to be met by some teeth pulling on my lower lip. A bit surprised with it, but decided to go with it and escalate grabbing her ass and titty.

At some point I lost track of her, but having her number, texted her to meet me at the afterparty. Took her an hour to find me, but in the meanwhile I slightly went overboard, and was told to chill on it by her. Not my finest moment, but the evening continued until I suggested we go back to my place to check out "my awesome fish collection". Cue a short drive back to my apartment.

The fun part? My bed broke a week ago, so I was asked about why there's parts of a bed sitting next to the wall in the living room. My response? "Long story, but I'll leave the imagination to you on this one." Then I took her to my bed and demonstrated how the bed broke.

And honestly? I'm not even that attractive, shit was easier than I thought.

Lessons:

  • Lift. Seriously. Shit's attractive, but you already knew that.
  • Alcohol can make up for minor shortcomings, but not large ones.
  • Playful banter goes a long way.
  • Easy on the messages coordinating things. It's fine if you're trying to relocate each other, but it's also incredibly easy to overdo it and look needy. Definitely a mistake, but something I've learned from.
  • Interesting stories go a long way, and having interesting things is still attractive.