Mario The Moron

peepeeandpoopooman · 2020-03-26T15:50:38+00:00

I guess Mario will just have to go back to masturbating... while wearing his raccoon costume.

rocko20002 · 2020-03-26T15:37:40+00:00

Mario Brothers is still a memorable franchise, but the whole"damsel in distress" thing is hilariously ridiculous. I might end up agreeing with feminists on this one, but for very different reasons. I prefer Sonic

smileyclown · 2020-03-26T19:06:06+00:00

The same thing applies to Snow White. What is really happening behind the scenes when she is in a house with 7 dwarfs.

Chakra_Devourer · 2020-03-26T19:51:38+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UApuct4QvR8

Now you know where bowser jr came from and why they refer to Peach as their mother. At least she can still bake you a cake, Mario.

Halkadash · 2020-03-26T19:57:37+00:00

He should wear the suit while pounding away. That would be a real power move especially since she’s a princess. Also what does Mario gain from all this? As far as I can tell they don’t even fuck.

Shit these mushrooms are coming on a little too early

asspop1 · 2020-03-26T21:45:23+00:00

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Equivalent-Craft · 2020-03-26T19:41:43+00:00

Thats gold man🤣👍

2020-03-26T20:25:21+00:00

They cucked him in Mario Odyssey's ending.

UnKnownSurviving · 2020-03-26T22:54:24+00:00

Damn. The real truth.

Massgumption · 2020-03-27T06:24:03+00:00

https://youtu.be/uZeR-vxREvw

Always brings a smile.

rayedward363 · 2020-03-28T02:15:38+00:00

To deviate, I always thought Peach and Bowser were in the relationship and Mario was a kidnapper. Gave the games a different context, but did explain how she got "captured" so easily over and over.

Title	Mario The Moron
Author	souris101
Upvotes	423
Comments	24
Date	March 26, 2020 3:15 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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