This joke is the response I gave my father after he asked if I plan to get a wife. He got it :D

Joe is a father and would like to get a gift for his daughter. He goes to the mall and would like to get a Barbie for his little sunshine.

He compares two Barbie dolls and notices a big difference in prices. One is 49$, the other is 499$. He asks an employee why there is such a big markup on one doll.

"See, the 49$ doll is "Barbie goes to the Beach". It includes two bikinis and two towells in the dolls size to change."

"The other one is "Barbie gets divorced". The package includes Ken´s house, Ken´s car, Ken´s yacht ....."