Saw this on reddit and realized I’m glad I haven’t had sex with a women. I’m 37 but the right one will come my way soon. Thank you guys for your help and next week I’m going on a date with a women I met at Whole Foods!

therandombiker1 · 2019-02-09T07:54:04+00:00

you won't find out there to much vaginal pressure this days

limcid · 2019-02-09T07:53:28+00:00

I hope your goal isn't to have sex with this woman you know nothing about. Slam on the brakes, man. Have you learned nothing from MGTOW? If you're still a virgin at this age, then cherish and protect it.

b0660 · 2019-02-09T07:57:44+00:00

Internet memes .... Telling the truth since 1835

equanimous_samsara · 2019-02-09T07:55:57+00:00

The penis of a virgin

Sorry to say but that's a bratwurst dog. If your penis is one of those, you should maybe get it checked out by a doctor or just give it to a hungry homeless person.

BrokenBarbell · 2019-02-09T08:01:27+00:00

Yes.. cuz that's how penis shrinks....¯_(ツ)_/¯

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