I have a married friend who is driving with his pregnant wife to their vacation lake house.

He texts how his girl is a road travel partner from hell, and they need to stop at an outlet mall for her to buy clothes. She apparently breaks down whenever no one is there to support her decisions. She spent two hours trying on bathing suits. She doesnt work and could have done this before the trip. He goes off on a texting rant.

I asked another friend on the text thread, “________, when are you getting married?” His girl is about to move in with him.

Married friend texts back immediately saying ‘don’t do it.’