Jerry lives an independent pump and dump lifestyle. He will never get married and lives a very healthy, wealthy bachelor life. Kramer will never get married. He even warns of married life and how miserable it is waking up and seeing her there everyday and coming home to talk about your day. George is a loser and is obviously a blue piller, BUT he ends up marrying Susan, who later dies from licking old stamps and he is so relieved and happy. Elaine cracks me up and if I had a female friend like her in real life, I would keep her. She really is one of the boys, and comes from before the thot, instagram generation. Seinfeld is all time great and one of the funniest shows of all time. What do you guys think?

EDIT: George engages Susan, never married.