I was skeptical about girls and women from childhood. Thankfully, I had a few extra years of the non-sexual childhood mindset (due to delayed puberty) to observe with clarity how cringingly subservient my male peers and siblings became. I was disgusted to hear my brother using baby talk on the phone with his girlfriend. Witnessing post-breakup lows was awful.

Girls were mean and bossy. Post menopausal women were bossy and psycho. Papa was kind and supportive. Mama was invalidating toward honest communication and essentially treated her sons like sources of free labor. I didn't understand how women's personalities in their fertility years could suddenly transform and improve in a wonderfully loving direction. It was obviously a scam.

I have always felt complete and never yearned for dating, girlfriends, relationships, or marriage. Some college girls found my complete lack of attention and responsiveness to their signals and moves attractive. I've snubbed women on many occasions and it felt great. Some acted like no one had ever said, "No" to them in their lives.

I have come to realize our culture's constant messages of shame for any form of independent sexuality are instruments of oppression, meant to protect women's monopoly on "real" sex, which is commonplace and ridiculously over-valued. Anything outside their entitled zone of control (even male virginity or introversion) must be a major threat. Men can't simply be left alone to enjoy life and freedom. Women and slaves to women love imposing a scale of value with themselves at the top, hoping messages of inferiority stimulate change and smiling good cheer when submitting to unquestioned female power.

Thanks to keeping my distance from the get go, I'm debt free, never went near a divorce or family court, never dealt with lawyers, and live in humble economic reality instead of working and sacrificing to give some ungrateful shrew her dream kitchen, dream car, or personal trainer. I don't have to answer stupid questions, arrange scheduled events, or put up with being trapped with in-laws. I can live in silence without having to listen to or engage with female babble. I am not domesticated and never have to explain where I'm going or what I did to a live-in interrogator. I will not face a bleak future of being dragged around from store to store by an elderly wife.

I am free like the mighty eagle!