Nothing perfectly highlights just how determined women are to be in control, while simultaneously being so bad at it.

Typically I take on snow shoveling duties just because it makes sense. I can shovel the whole driveway in 15 minutes, it takes my mom like 2 hours on a normal day. We are currently getting dumped on by a catastrophic snowstorm and my mom just started shoveling, which means that's what she's doing for the next 4 hours. This storm is particularly bad and I'm just gonna watch and laugh, and in about 3 and a half hours I'm gonna go and out and make one pass and end up doing more work than she does all day.