I keep seeing the "starfish" thing here - that women just lay there, splayed out like a starfish during sex - as if that's the worst it can be.

Well, apparently all you guys are lucky bastards, as I've been with some women who are infinitely worse than a starfish. They move awkwardly, make strange noises, resist tutelage, and just make sex bad. For these chicks, sex would be so much better if they would just lay there and be still!

So today's news is this: starfish is bad, but trust me, it can be much worse. And it's never worth the price.

Just go your own way, folks.