Problem free tenant of three years is given two months' notification to leave the residence so the Captain can move in this girl he met at a bar. Girl is : barmaid, alcoholic, coke head, pot head, smoker, bi-polar, and prone to episodes. All of these are huge red flags and red flags tend to behave like compounding interest. The Captain thought he could guide this troubled ship through shitty waters so bravely hoists the mainsail convinced he's going to make it through this squall.

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It lasted less than two weeks and she was "kicked out" (so I was told) because she couldn't afford to hit the slopes so she had been trading ass for coke...in addition for not having any money for rent, having spent it all on coke.

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Here's to a simp free summer.