Going through minding my own business near her office bc I had to piss. She stopped me to asked how my kid was blah blah blah but that was just the lead up -> She went on to brag about military guy she's dating and I laugh and ask who she's dating while he's away? Apparently struck a nerve she asks pointedly how my love life was (I'm mgtow Mr Gray obviously not dating), "Non existent and thoroughly enjoyable, look at me (to prove how well I'm doing and to troll, I'm moderately attractive)." She tries find a nerve, "that's too bad" I laugh "Do you know a woman worthy of me? Have a picture?" She starts back peddling "No, but Oh I'm going to find one" I have a hobby of doing this and this isn't the first time female coworkers have brought pictures of some unknowing, I'm sure very nice ladies, that I talk an enormity of shit about aesthetically.

Had one show me a picture of one of her friends trying to get me to agree to someone/ANYone. Dudes in the picture, "who the fuck is the guy?" Turns out it's her husband. "Are they loaded?" Her, "Yeah that's the one that you and I talked about investments and then I went and talked to her about what you suggested" I try my best Red Riding hood Wolf impression, "(I talk my usual shit).... too skinny but she'll do well as my SugarMomma. What's her number this man whore has work to do and... get paid for." She literally has anxiety (I already saw my 'competition' the husband and I could cause an affect), "nonononono, she's happily married..." I interrupt, "Not for long, give my your phone" she runs out clutching her phone with my surprisingly good evil laugh following her.

How my loosely scheduled interactions at work happen to avoid the single scary creepy target for their feminist hamster wheel complaints. All different races and a little higher or a little lower than my age.