Only one single here at my family Christmas party - AND BOY DOES IT BLOWWWW. Both of my brothers in law want to have a simple conversation of sports/video-games with me, and both my sisters interrupt every 30 seconds to tell them something to do or just to pester them with bull. Same thing happens when I try talking to my married cousin. They bitch about their gift choice, bitch about their hobbies, nag them to clean shit that is already clean - like some weird power grab, scream at them when they are laying down or trying to take a nap.

I can't talk to my mom, dad, or grandparents- because they only talk about getting a girl for me or want me to take a picture, which brings me to the next point...

HOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLYYYYY FUUUUUUCKKKK - what is up with the taking constant pictures trend and the. Sitting around and bitching about the pictures your husband took, I mean seriously what the hell happened to living in the moment. Every woman in my family, take this pic - retake this pic- where are your pictures (I dont take any just to piss them off).

When I have the slightest intention of settling down, my family never let's me down in showing me the shitshow I could have.