I DO NOT ADVISE OR ADVOCATE DATING, BUT HERE ARE SOME TIPS TO HELP KEEP YOU OUT OF PRISON

Dudes are all too often stupid about their Pump & Dump.

  1. A dude should never ever engage from his circle of friends the way females do
  2. In fact a random chick far removed from where you actually live and work is best. I'm talking 30 miles or more
  3. Avoid using your real last name
  4. Do use an app like WhatApp or LINE and never give up your real number for a P&D
  5. And use a Fake First Name that goes along with your
  6. Disposable Email or better yet
  7. Only communicate via the dating platform,
  8. And USE A VPN ALWAYS!
  9. Also I've been reading here lately dudes talking about chicks from work: WTF BRO!!?? NEVER EVER from your place of work, NEVER!! Why is this one so fucking hard for dudes to get? Oh yeah, because some of us are lazy as fuck and think dipping in at work won't have any repercussions because "She is Attracted to Me": Just plain ignorant and stupid bro. DO NOT DO IT!!!!

Happy Holidays, Happy Hunting, Stay Safe, Wrap It Up