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[–]Cristi_Tanase63 points64 points65 points 7 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Simple, easy, effective.
Even more, in countries that have the shitty cohabitation laws, you can choose to declare any of your male friends as the sole cohabitant/partner, and just forget to tell the scumbag girl that tries to rip you off in court.
Later on, when she files for some kind of money because she shared a roof with you, you just say, my sole cohabitant was this dude, as I am gay.
[–]amwfhunter[S] 32 points33 points34 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
And here I just did this meme as a bit of an extreme joke that could work....seems like it is more legit than I thought
[–]Cristi_Tanase21 points22 points23 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
In countries like Canada, where "cohabitation" can get you in trouble and scumbags can profit from it, this is a very legit way to defend you and your assets.
[–]amwfhunter[S] 11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I'm Canadian by birth and a citizen of two unnamed countries. Tax haven countries lol
[–]uniboner7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
please share. I can always use another haven.
[–]amwfhunter[S] 6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Msg me
[–]rockorbe200218 points19 points20 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Didn't Adam Sandler and Kevin James do that already?
[–]amwfhunter[S] 11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah but it was for something else.
[–]Drozz425 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
for the lulz i believe
[–]SJHammer11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Basically in case Kevin James died, especially as a firefighter, his daughter would be taken care. In the movie, Kevin James's wife was dead, he was a widower
[–]rockorbe20024 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good call. Haven't seen it in a while.
[–]allgood20991 12 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Til your friend goes full simp or gets a sex change and divorce rapes you after the prenup gets overturned and spends it all on a THOT
[–]markentingh0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm sure this has happened at least once
[–]Harrybud0710 points11 points12 points 7 years ago* (9 children) | Copy Link
Sounds too complex and difficult. Almost as difficult as gender identity.
Anyone know what the final count for gender identity is yet... or is it still 2 ?.
a stick and a hole, how did it get so complicated?.
[–]verynormalsimple8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
It is not 2 anymore. In Facebook there are like 70 options right now.
That's why some companies ask about biological gender now, just to be sure.
[–]Harrybud075 points6 points7 points 7 years ago* (5 children) | Copy Link
Are you able to pick more than one gender per person?
[–]verynormalsimple4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Not in the lists I've seen. And it seems that you don't need to pick more than one since there's a lot that are like 2 or 3 options in one.
[–]Harrybud072 points3 points4 points 7 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
uh....
options within option?
when you spent 5 years and 150k plus on a women's studies degree.... you need to create stable jobs... and there is nothing more stable then creating an identity/identities, out of thin air...
when there are no clear answers the problem will never be solved, and as long as it goes unsolved, these genius with their degree in the art of identifying, if you have a stick or a hole... dame they are changing the world, that's for sure.
just imagine where these people will end up if society can no longer financially support itself.
[–]swapnilsathe10 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I identify as a diesel engine. Choo choo motherfucker.
[–]Harrybud07-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
i don't think that's on the list, but i am sure you can have it add, after all its up to how you feel in the moment.
[–]Draodan5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I take high offense to this. I didn't choose to be born as an attack helicopter...
[–]Harrybud075 points6 points7 points 7 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
I was born with a simple stick, 40 years in life identify as a stick. on my 41th birthday I was told that I am not a stick and that a stick is not a stick, but and really I can choose to be anything else, but no longer a stick because there is no such a thing is a stick.
I am in therapy because I know iam a stick but others are not firm with my decision to remain a stick.
Life was so simple when I was just a stick.
[–]Vaginal_Tissue_Balls7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He’s gonna need those 12 languages when he’s selling hats in Times Square
[–]BitcoinBoffin5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I used to do this with parking tickets. I lived in a town with double jeopardy laws (cant be charged twice for the same offence.) Parking legally cost $20 a day. I'd just park in an out of the way spot & stick to current $60 ticket under the wiper each day until it was due in 30 days time.
[–]allgood20991 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I like it
[–]ILoveJuices 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That town is awesome. Everywhere else they stick a new ticket on every hour. Then clamp or tow relatively quickly.
[–]PapaSmegma694 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Take it a step further. Use all this gender identity bullshit and claim you identify as two spirits. Claim you’re married and in cohabitation with yourself.
[–]Global_MGTOW3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's actually not a bad idea, I mean, you'd really have to trust the guy but there's nothing the law could do about it. Best part, you could accuse them of homophobia if they said anything about it.
[–]urban38792 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Nah , I'll stay single and keep everything anyways . You do you though .
[–]amwfhunter[S] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This was kinda done jokingly
[–]underrated_kawasaki2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Why do all that when you can just avoid bitches and all the bullshit that comes with them in the first place :)
[–]ILoveJuices 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Because dick needs pussy.
[–]underrated_kawasaki0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It’s called getting a hooker for the night lmao
[–]ThirstySasquatch2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I prefer the old classic motto my army buds and I used: "Improvise, adapt, overcome"
It was actually a slogan generated by the military, but we used it as a parody whenever we had kit deficiencies, non existing kit, terrible morale, etc. Turns out, those things were fairly often.
[–]mrHappyPotatoe2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fuck this is brilliant.
Holy shit. The bronup loophole to de facto marriage. Fucking genius.
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