MUST-READ Guide on how not to bang women GUARANTEED SUCCESS

PaperStreetVilla · 2017-06-26T12:54:17+00:00

Too passive aggressive, sounds like a teenager arguing with dad

Danteeva · 2017-06-26T09:55:00+00:00

Nice, nice. This is all really good stuff. You've forgotten some key information though and that's attire.
- Fedora
- Trench Coat
- Very old and now faded Band T-shirt
- Men's Satchel Bag
- Something to show your everlasting love for your current Waifu

Grooming:
- Neck beard
- Greasy ponytail, preferably with a lot of split ends

This in combination with your fool proof success plan guarantees that sweet temptress who's been playing hard to get all these years. You know... despite the fact you've not actually ever spoken to her.

Snowbattt · 2017-06-26T11:56:15+00:00

For me, the best one will be this:

Make sure your entire happiness depends on having a woman in your life. You can not be allowed to be happy and feel good in your own skin as long as you don't have a woman.
Also, don a dad-bod. Make sure you acquire a beergut, flabby arms and manboobs. Bishes love dem dadbods.
Be an orbiter. Never approach a woman you are interested in. NEVER. Just creep around her like a desperate little dog while other dudes fuck her. The waiting game always works.

Rudeyyyy · 2017-06-26T12:56:12+00:00

Don't lift. Who wants to do that shit anyway? It's boring and requires dedication and hard work. If I want to show you dedication and hard work il show you how I managed to binge watch 3 seasons of Breaking Bad in one sitting. Wasn't easy but when you have a PS4 and an Xbox One playing back to back episodes simultaneously you get shit done.
Serenade them with love. Buy her cards, gifts, pay for EVERYTHING. What her water bill is almost due? "IL GET IT SWEETHEART!"
When it comes to fashion the best thing you can wear in the month of June, especially if you're overweight because again fuck lifting, socks with sandals, speedo, goggles already being worn over the eyes even if you aren't at the beach, shirtless to get that good sunburn going, a fedora at the beach because why not own your shit, one glob of half rubbed in sunscreen on your nose, and while you're at it throw in the muttonchops. Real pussy slayer there
Another tip is be good with kids. Go to the park by yourself and start touching all the little kids and chasing them around. It will be sure to attract women for both good and bad reasons.

sir_Twinkletoes · 2017-06-26T15:10:59+00:00

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Title	MUST-READ Guide on how not to bang women GUARANTEED SUCCESS
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Upvotes	18
Comments	15
Date	June 26, 2017 7:45 AM UTC (9 years ago)
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