Changing the mood a bit. 20 years of experience and I am ashamed to say I haven’t mastered the technique. I would say the area between 1/2 and 1/4 is the best.

Ben_Eszes · 2019-06-20T04:28:59+00:00

2 if you're right-handed. 4 if you're left-handed.

threepiececombo · 2019-06-20T04:26:01+00:00

This depends.

If you’re American you James Harden it (stepback fadeaway pee).

If from the UK, you do a Beckham (stand far back, to the left, and bend the pee midair).

If Asian, you do a Bruce Lee (jumping turning somersault while screaming whachaaaaw pee).

If Jamaican, you do an Usain Bolt (pee in record time).

If Brazilian, you do a Pele (bicycle pee).

If Russian, you do a Boris (pee, and replace lost fluids with vodka immediately).

If Sicilian, you do a Vito (make the pee an offer he can’t refuse).

😂😂😂

westnblue · 2019-06-20T04:21:59+00:00

7 in public toilets

yngbld_ · 2019-06-20T04:50:22+00:00

The border between 1 and 3 is best. That flat bit right behind the water. It’s effectively the same as peeing directly into the water, but with a silencer attached to your penis.

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