Alright Dark Knights. Here’s the update to a post I made about ten months ago.

For those of you who don’t know I royally fucked up and might have gotten a girl pregnant. Thats the long and short of it and I’ve already been chastised by the appropriate parties on my first post. So take that shit and get on.

Long story short mommy came back and was overly interested in my job among other things. I knew that was coming but, also knew she’d requested a DNA test. There was another guy involved though at the time of our affair I wasn’t aware of the other dude. Imagine my shock when she told me there was another guy. Hint: there wasn’t any. Well anyway I said I wanted a DNA test. Well the other guy apparently wanted one too and the results were already on the way. A week after that meeting and her insisting the kid is mine, this kid was in no way mine, I could just feel it after seeing her in person, there was no way, the test results come back. Didn’t hear from her. So I craftily got the info out of her mom, whom my parents are neighbors with. Just an innocent visit, brought up the test in passing when she started to complain about the other guy.

Kid isn’t mine. The results came back and the kid is 100% the other guy’s. Apparently he “beamed with joy” at the results while said girl and her mom half groaned and cried. He isn’t exactly well off and doesn’t have much motivation to get ahead in life. Even after the test came back some weeks ago now.

As it stands, I got lucky. So, moral of the story, for you newbies out there.

Don’t forget the condoms and don’t use her condoms if she offers them. Trust me, they got holes poked in them.

Always lube that rubber. Don’t trust her if she says she’s wet and don’t trust the built in lube. Lube it.

Don’t believe her when she says she’s on birth control. She isn’t. Even if you see her take it remember it only works 93% of the time. 7% is a really big number.

Make sure you aren’t fucking around with another man’s bitch. Trust me, MGTOW and ghost or not that shit is a mess you don’t fucking want. I avoided any major interactions with him but, that doesn’t mean you’ll be so lucky.

Lie about your assets. If you’re trying to pull a girl and have enormous assets, lie about them. You got enough to get in her pants but, not enough for her to want to keep you. Not her fucking business anyway.

Stay safe out there boys.