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[–]FactCheckOnTheFly275 points276 points277 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they won’t.
Both are usually disappointed.
[–]Oohhthehumanity38 points39 points40 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
well said!
[–]peterhansenx17 points18 points19 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Words of wisdom indeed, never forget gent's
[–]bonslytoss11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The hardest learned advice ever imparted to me by my father.
[–]z2a1-97 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Words of wisdom!
[–]AntiAbleism2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So true.
[–]Ireuppedforthesrb2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Heard this from a guy with 3 divorces under his belt. His patronizing worked.
[–]Zetaghostmale63 points64 points65 points 7 years ago* (6 children) | Copy Link
Confucius 464bC. “The big problem between the man and the woman is that the woman believes that the man is going to change and do not change and the man believes that the woman is not going to change but changes”
[–]Confucius-Bot33 points34 points35 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.
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[–]PabloEscoba6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😂😂😂
[–]RoboMandrake0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Confucius also say...Man who go through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
[–]Confucius-Bot0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Confucius say, electrician get much angry when find shorts in wife's bedroom.
[–]Kestral 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Confucius say never play leapfrog with unicorn
[–]Confucius-Bot1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Confucius say, man who have last laugh, not get joke.
[–]MasterChris72523 points24 points25 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The only answer they showed ever be given. If you expect your man to change for you, you’re in for a rude awakening.
[–]Dan_Vanedzin26 points27 points28 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
And then after marriage, the girl proceeds to cheat with a guy who does all three of them.
[–]BonelessSkinless12 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What do you mean "after?"
You mean "during".
[–]Dan_Vanedzin8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh yeah....I fucked up. I'm suppose to type "after the wedding".
But then there's lots of chance that she'll recieve some thrusts at the back of the hall from the best man, or someone else, so...... :/
[–]jhertzog7520 points21 points22 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If this is true it is the best
[–]underrated_kawasaki19 points20 points21 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
A “happy marriage” is an oxymoron, it’s like saying “happy tragedy” or “happy torture”
[–]robowriter1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not false equivalences
[–]emperorhatter6669 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Classic woman logic: "Give up everything that makes you happy, while I get to continue doing everything I want to do, and I'll get angry if you try to tell me otherwise!"
[–]NietzscheExplosion6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oooookkkkkaaaaaayyyyyy
[–]Zormut4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
/r/BadFakeTexts
[–]magx015 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
These are always fake.
[–]Harrybud072 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
after going through a DIVORCE in canada. the TRUE definition of marriage is death NOT UNITY.
[–]theJman02094 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thought I was on r/comedycemetery
[–]garmanz3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Besides the marrying part, you should listen to her. Smoking bad, clubbing cost. Drinking only benefit if done within limit.
[–]Just4yourpost4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Go your own way....your own way.
[–]Darth_Toenail3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Guess some people are just built to nag. Nobody cares, sweetie.
[–]Chuchunski0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Shut up
[–]onlybrownpanther2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The biggest problem is after all of this the woman will leave you because you have changed!
[–]RoyalAura 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Never let a woman tell you what you can or can’t do.
[–]treble-n-bass1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Never let anyone tell you what you can or can't do.
[–]syd-heich3 points 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
fucking cunt. These are the places she will go to get fucked like letting out a morning dump
[–]JohnOrange21121 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If you are dating and she starts doing any type of manipulative shit like this, end the relationship immediately, because if you don't the manipulation never ends, it only gets worse.
[–]RoboMandrake0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
...and that would be about par for the course, eh?
[–]SilverGryphon0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What a fucking misogynist, how dare he refuse to marry her after she suggested that he stop all of his hobbies?
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