Feminism is like the nagging wife that is bored of her husband and spends all their money on courting the new and exciting underdog boyfriend; everything is nice and well, but she's bored and wants some entertainment so she makes the guys fight for her - because nothing is more entertaining to a woman than seeing two guys competing for her and she gets the winner.

Kinda explains all the love-triangle movies women consume, doesn't it?

And those migrant/asylum-seeker/iSlam things going on lately.