I'm so sad to be alone this Thanksgiving. No thot to buy an iPhone for on Black Friday before she needs the new model in a few months and no one to nag and judge me all day.

On the positive side bitches these days don't cook anymore anyway, so I'll be making the turkey myself so there's no difference there.

I also wish that I could eat a nice meal with her fucking annoying relatives, too.

So sad to be MGTOW.

:'(