Pre-feminist era were my golden gym years. I was always scared of being accused of creepiness, so I'd simply keep my head down and avoid eye contact. Women ignored me, and I ignored them.

Post-feminist, all the gyms seem packed with thirsty hoes (all of them wearing tights like a bloody uniform) literally just fishing for eye contact.

Women now outnumber men in all the different gyms I've tried. Stinking of insecurity. All wearing tights, spending most of the time on their phone, and only doing Beyonce ass-puffing sets in between ridiculously long breaks.

I actually had to call out a tights-wearing past-her-prime thirsty gym hoe a few months ago for excessive creeping - I yelled loud and clear and kept repeating so the whole gym would hear: 'Not interested. Leave me alone.' Public shaming works very well to repel insecure shallow people!

Frankly these bitches makes me sick. There is a serious need in this era for men-only gyms. Since nightclubs died, too many bitches seem trying to bring their drama into fitness club.