Some friends and I would occasionally go to this bar/restaurant after golfing. We'll call her "Julie." I met Julie four years ago. Julie was a mid 30s, "fit," 5'-7"ish and probably a nine in her prime. She still looked good and had huge tits, like the girls in japanese anime. Julie has two kids and lots of tattoos, almost a sleeve on one arm. She was hell on wheels if you pissed her off. She'd ban people and go ballistic if you did something she didn't like and no one batted an eye.

Julie started talking to me, likely feigning interest for a bigger tip. "Oh I'm just a simple girl, dating is hard, nobody is ever serious... these young guys blah blah blah." She said the guy she is seeing is roughly 25, if I remember right. "He wants kids and I don't." I said something to the effect of, "Serious relationships require honesty, and if he wants kids and you don't I'm not sure that's helping matters." Dead. Silence. It's like they were waiting for the hounds to be released. I think she said something like, "I know, right?" and scurried off to other duties. The regulars seated around the bar looked shell-shocked, they couldn't believe it.

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This happened about a month ago.

A buddy I hadn't seen in six months wanted to grab a beer. Hmm, where to go? Julie is still there and recognized me. "Hi X, how are you?" "Fine," I replied, "I'll have a bud." Julie is so pregnant it looks like she is going to pop right there. I say nothing, she says nothing. Eventually, she comes back around. "Something's changed, you look different," I said. Julie points to her belly and laughs, "What, this?" We have our beer and chat. Julie's "boyfriend" comes in. He is nothing I ever imagined she would ever be with. I mean, everyone is different, but this poor guy looked like he could get his ass kicked by a one-legged man.

Also, on that same visit a bartender who also waits tables came up to say hi. "Wow, haven't seen you in awhile." "Guess what?" "I'm moving to Colorado in a couple months, you should come to my party." Guess when the party is? A night she's tending bar. I think she's trying to get as many simps for, "Oh, I'll never see you again (sadface)," tips. Julie told me she was leaving the week after.