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[–]Thermotastic58 points59 points60 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
30 seconds to a minute is more common.
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[–]Thermotastic8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hardly.
[–]Astars12347 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
downvoted
[–]HiImIncel6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Holy shit this bitch is getting down voted into oblivion. LOL
[–]T000000927 points28 points29 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Well it did take 3 hours of her flapping her gums before she got to the 2 minutes of doing her only job, so the math works....
[–]Neversaysyeah 29 points30 points31 points 7 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
My gf runs a preventative defense by informing me her jaw hurts when I get home from work every evening.
[–]scruffyshoulders16 points17 points18 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
While you may be joking, if you are making light of a real situation, I bet you anything it is her monitor placement. Looking down at a monitor instead of straight or slightly up puts pressure on the jaw.
[–]Jack-Hole24 points25 points26 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Or it's sore from blowing his best friend before he gets home.
[–]Neversaysyeah 9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Joke's on you, I don't have a best friend.
[–]Jack-Hole6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Mailman, then.
[–]thomal466 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Milkman then.
[–]Neversaysyeah 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Joke's on you. I'm allergic to milk.
Wait.
[–]Neversaysyeah 6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Please. She stopped mentioning it after I stopped asking for blowjobs. She and her jaw have nothing to worry about anymore.
[–]blackierobinsun315 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I bet her jaw will work fine when the sexbots come out
[–]Neversaysyeah 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Possibly. I won't hold my breath. Doesn't matter to me what she does either way.
[–]lightblower13 points14 points15 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
And not to mention she also like to repeatedly ask if you "are close yet?" while her mouth is full. Man that just really turns me on the most!
[–]LordFarqiplier0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Be grateful
[–]YoungKingFCB11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Because you're not the only one that was in her mouth that night.
[–]HiImIncel1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
AWALT
[–]DudeMenGuy 8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
never had sex before but it is true indeed after hearing about it from my older brothers
[–]YeastBeast334 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Cool nick bro
[–]DudeMenGuy 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
thanks bro
[–]HiImIncel3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It's actually worse. She sucks for like 3 seconds, then pulls her head out to "adjust her throat" (or whatever), then 3 more seconds, and pulls out again. A never ending cycle. Not getting a flaccid dick is harder than not cumming LOL.
Sometimes...
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Both suck the life out of men
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Boomer tier
[–]frikabg4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They don't argue they spout nonsense for 3 hours
[–]Deydrania 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yep!!
[+]its_moodle-10 points-9 points-8 points 7 years ago* (5 children) | Copy Link
Have any of you given a blowjob before
Edit: I am a wahmen
[–]escalover6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No, but I've eaten a lot of pussy. Having a sore neck, tired tongue, and sore jaw was never an issue for me when she was enjoying herself. The discomfort is fucking temporary FFS.
[–]HiImIncel5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you are asking that, then you probably have.
[–]MarzMonkey3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Only to pop sickles, admittedly, it does wear on your jaw and neck if you're not used to that sort of movement.
That's why we train up these girls to suck dick from highschool.
[–]its_moodle-5 points-4 points-3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I guess I don't suck enough dick..?
[–]MarzMonkey3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Better get practising
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