[nytimes.com] "I want to ask out this woman at my company. She’s junior to me, but doesn’t report to me directly. Is there a way for a man to ask out a younger woman at work without coming across as sleazy?"

This and other questions are answered by a seriously deranged woman at the NYT. I mean, the stupidest answers ever. It's almost full Poe but maybe it's just this woman's clever humor. I have no idea anymore.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/08/business/how-to-ask-someone-out-at-work.html