Shit tests are awesome AND transferable between chicks! Too bad I fucked up.

whoismikejoneswho · 2017-10-01T13:52:53+00:00

I think you just described being a drunken asshole, not a shit test

Andrew54321 · 2017-10-01T15:52:05+00:00

8/10 fr, would read again, nice flip on the move part, surprised no violence ensued.

BluepillProfessor · 2017-10-01T16:24:16+00:00

You did not make your interesting point or close the loop on the transferability of shit tests.

If you stand up to one girl, she may brutally reject you as an "asshole" but other girls are ALWAYS watching and it doesn't matter which one you give the tingles so long as somebody is getting lubricated.

got to make out with a 9 while im only a 6.

This is why you didn't F-close the deal. She is not a 9 and you are not a 6. All of this is in YOUR head so you managed to put it into HER head after being exposed to you long enough. If you had treated this girl (who let you touch her pussy in public in front of her brother after kissing for a few seconds) like the gutter whore that she is, she definitely would have fucked you all night and come back for more.

Next time try to imagine your "9" without makeup, in a ripped dress, doing the walk of shame with cum dripping down her nylons.

biggerbetterjobs · 2017-10-01T18:30:33+00:00

This reads like red pill porn and there's lots of holes in your story (no pun intended).. I'm not buying it. Fun read though. You should take a creative writing class and build on this talent.

DuhHelluh · 2017-10-01T19:05:19+00:00

So you approach this group, everyone tells you to fuck off, you antagonize them and voluntarily take your shirt off and all the sudden you're feeling up one of the dude's sister?

Sounds like total BS. If it is true it sounds like you were being a drunk asshole.

electricspresident · 2017-10-01T17:04:53+00:00

Hold on guys, now I'm aware not to take a girl seriously but at this point where everyone is slightly drunk and the girl says her friends are upset or whatever, like we sure that was a final shit test or a genuine concern?

NGEFan · 2017-10-01T11:45:33+00:00

The shit tests never end, there would have been more after that. But sounds like you did well.

Andrew54321 · 2017-10-01T15:56:16+00:00

Women love seeing a man smash through a shit test. Doesn't matter if they issued (the shit test) or not.

Title	Shit tests are awesome AND transferable between chicks! Too bad I fucked up.
Author	[deleted]
Upvotes	17
Comments	20
Date	October 1, 2017 11:36 AM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/TheRedPill
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