I just witnessed the most WTF.

A couple, a big muscle guy and a hot girl in her 20s were walking and minding their own business and a dude walked past them and out of nowhere he turns around and called their attention by challenging the big guy to fight him and the dude started to punch himself in an attempt to scare him and impress her.

The couple just laughed and left. And the dude walked away like an idiot with a pain in the face it turned so red.

Just wow, it's not even noon here and this shit happens.

The thirst is so real on this simp.