Mine probably is nothing compared to some of you guys.

I was 17 or 18 with my best friend from high school. The two of us pull into Chili’s for lunch. We go into Chili’s and order. About ten minutes later, a cop comes and grabs us to talk to us.

Turns out that when we parked, we parked in front of a window. There was a woman on the other side of the window eating lunch. She called the police to report that we were stalking her because we saw her through the window and then went inside. She thought we were endangering her.

Neither of us noticed her when we parked. We didn’t sit anywhere near her. We had no idea what was going on or what the cop was taking about. He asked us a couple questions and then let us finish our lunch.

I had forgotten about this until it came back to me in the shower this morning. Lol what a crazy idiot.