I've been engaged to this woman for 8 months now. I don't have any problem with her as a person. The problem is her lying snake of a mother.

At first she told me I could just marry her daughter* in a simple non legal relgious ceremony. I agreed but had lawyers advise me on how to not be devorce raped and got a pre-nuptial for us to sign. Everything was going well untill last week.

(*Her mum seems to think her daughter is some kind of animal she can just give away to who she's wants, as if she's doing me a favour by letting me marry her. She is Pakistani and they are actually misogynistic)

Now she wants money, dresses, me to pay for a double wedding and a flat. She even told me you need to give my daughter some money so I can marry her. I asked her how much and she said "it's up to her". I said we agreed on £100 and she flipped out, you could not make this shit up.

Also this woman was straight up begging me to marry her daughter a few months ago then when I finally agree she does this. It's a joke.

Anyway I told her that we do it my way or I'm going. I'm not anyone's ATM machine, just because I live in a £1,000,000 house and ware designer clothes and drive a nice car doesn't mean I have to pay anyone shit to marry them.

I've now decided if this shit doesn't work out I'm leaving marriage all together and just paying for hoes, hoes cost £60 a time which isn't too much for me and they don't constantly want to steal your money and ruin your life. A hoe is a service provider but a gold digger is just a parasite that gives nothing in return.

So yeah it's my way or get fu##ed