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[–]Frenetic_Zetetic96 points97 points98 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Patrice O'Neal killed it with this one:
"At times he would encourage people to call out to the stage in order to set up a punchline. "Ladies, how would you keep your man if you lost your vagina?," O'Neal would ask of his audience. When the women would invariably reference oral and anal sex, the comedian would respond, "See, I gave you the chance to talk and you qualified yourself as a series of holes."
[–]1v1crown13 points14 points15 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The GOAT. Spitting red pills before red pills were a thing.
[–]Dank_Meems6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dude was such a G
[–]vwolf80032 points33 points34 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You mean women. Women are threatened by sexbots. Feminist or not, not many men would still want to play their games (dating, attention, gifts, being attractive, being fun, being rich, being nice) when we'd have access to robots that would be looking and hopefully acting lifelike enough to completely replace women. And by "lifelike" I don't mean bitching and nagging, I mean being sexy and cute.
[–]Wondering_Z25 points26 points27 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
True. If they are, then they are completely worthless.
[–]Bathman0019 points20 points21 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I hop in future robots carry eggs so that if a man wants kids he can use a surrogate robot
[–]ShrewdSilver7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Like in rick and Morty lol, they foreshadowed it.
[–]Rotarymeister3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
And I hope we can synthesize eggs from sperms with X chromosome so that we won't need the eggs. Then we can just combine X from one dude and Y from another dude
[–]anongogogo10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If they attach wheels to them I suspect some people might bring em out on the streets just to see the butthurts.
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[–]riskywiskey4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You talk like a MGTOW captain discussing movements of troops on a battlefield. Simp farms lol
[–]8017359 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Of course their value is not 100% tied to their fuckability! WTF! Robots can bend girders, too!
[–]Sandbagicus6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bender Bending Rodriguez agrees lol
[–]bushmaster20002 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Really that IS the key thing women bring to the table though. That's their currency, their weapon, their power. If it weren't for sex, would men bother with them at all?
[–]riskywiskey2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If they develop a sex bot that rolls joints I'm sold.
[–]TheMarvelousSchmuck2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I can only imagine what kind of insanity will overtake society when they come up with sufficiently advanced sexbots, the ones you can hold conversations with as you walk with them through the park. We can already see through Japan that men are totally able to get their required amounts of "affection" through far less advanced technology.
Men are content with cutting women out of the equation when all they have to replace them is a computer screen and scripted responses. An honest-to-God sex android? Oh man, that would be a turning point in history. There would be riots in the streets. It would look like the Second Renaissance from The Matrix.
And man I can't wait for it. I just want to wake up in the morning, turn on the news, and see the world crumbling because women across the globe lost their fucking minds over female-shaped masses of silicon with convincing holes.
[–]trseeker1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It is.
[–]Drugs1101 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Japan here I cometh
[–]mgtow-lurker0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Funny thing, the artist that created that image is Hajime Sorayama, he's Japanese.
[–]Freefrombitches1231 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I realize that mgtow is the best option and all but if they try and stop sex bots I think it's time to go to war.
[–]Baldrbaldr3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Stop sex bots? On what grounds? To ban ownership of harmless pieces of plastic goes against the most fundamental rights. It's impossible. Not that the little darlings won't try. They will. Their failure will be epic because it spells out the end of their ignorant, horrid ways.
[–]Freefrombitches1230 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haha epic indeed
[–]MrMannheim1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Fuckability" is a fun word.
When can we officially add that to the English dictionary?
[–]Iamverydrunknow0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
dammmnnn! hot lemonade too !
[–]MenGoingTOWin0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I thought it was hot tea with a lemon slice.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ouch.
[–]cobaltcolander-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"As if"
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