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[–]SpaceCowboyBop50 points51 points52 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If this is not already a sarcastic parody post on how retarded sjws and fat acceptance groups are, it should be. The double standard hamster logic is just out of control.
[–][deleted] 39 points40 points41 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I think it’s everyone’s duty to fatshame every landwhale, be it a man or a woman. It means you have zero self control and you prefer to burden every other taxpayer with you clogging your arteries than doing something about it yourself.
You’re not beautiful, you’re not brave and you don’t deserve anyones respect. You’re a lazy fat piece of shit. Go to the gym.
[–]Rimefang3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't forget Eat a Salad.
I worry for my older brother. He's in his mid 30s, works a very high stress job(call center), and weighs almost 300 lbs. Now, my brother is a narcissist, so I can keep badgering him with ideas until the cows come home, and still nothing will get though. In one ear, out the other, because he is always right(one of our father's traits). I hate to bash him, even though he bashed me a lot when we were younger(very harshly like our dad did). He says I'm a crappy motivator, that I am too blunt, but he's right. I am. I don't want to coddle him. I want him to get his priorities straight. I tell him unless he wants to play catch with his son in a wheelchair in 5 years with one arm, he better do something. He won't hold this pace forever.
I mean, he at least is eating vegetables, but later on he subs that effort with bigger portions. He switched off sodas for tea, but for sweet tea. I tell him he just substituted one source of sugar for another. Hell, I once saw him eat 6 eggs as a snack. A fucking snack. His excuses? "I need the sugar." "I can't help it."
I love my brother to death. I know everything about him because I looked up to him as a child. When you look up to someone, you subconsciously study them, learn their habits, become them. I know why he did things, like get married to his exwife. Our dad was the definition of top tier Chad. Fuckin' ripped, decent car, nice clothes, well-groomed, asshole alpha attitude, manipulative, extremely intelligent, multiple phone numbers, fuckin random women showing up at our house, you name it. He was like that. He often butted heads with my older brother because they were basically the same person. My brother was as big a prick as my father. After my father left, my brother just kinda went docile. It's like his prime motivator in life was showing up our father. Without that, he looked for a new source of drama, namely his exwife. They divorced years later with a son, and now he pays child support. He was skinnish during his marriage, but when he divorced, he ballooned up to today Now, my brother is as smart as he is stubborn, but I think I stumped him when I reflected these words back at him. The point of all this is people will not change unless they want to change. You can't make them. They must strive for it.
I guess I am a crappy motivator, but I did my best. That's all I can do.
[–]ZomCom1321 points22 points23 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"fucking honored as shit"
"fatphobic bullshit"
this is brospeak. it's written by a man!
funny parody, tho!
[–]protonexus18 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Not sure if sardonic parody...
[–]User-31f64a4e11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, Poe's law - satire and the extremes of crazy overlap.
[–]Alocaco9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The fat acceptance movement is the only movement that is about non-movement.
[–]ManIsWalking0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
At least well never see a fat acceptance march where they wear little hats that look like guts.
[–]duong90065 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ok ok, get rid of that grease first and then I'LL LET YOU RAPE ME!!! Otherwise please put me in jail. Hope all the fat cunts will be suffocate to death by their own grease flaps someday.
[–]DangZagnut5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Apparently I raped several fat chicks today.
[–]StrawhatMucci1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Daily fat rape is good motivation.
[–]Docbear644 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women in general just don't get that if they want to have sex with a man ( and I mean they are legitimately attracted to him not just working on locking down his resources) then there are definitely other women out there who want to fuck him as well .
The guy may not appreciate it and I'm not saying he has nearly as many opportunities as she does but if a fat woman wants to have sex with a man then she needs to understand that man probably has or will have other options too . Wanting his dick is nice and all but you aren't the only one and being able to fuck you isn't special .
All this " Goddess" and " you would be lucky to spend a night with me " bullshit is just bullshit concocted by the female mind. You have a wet hole..... 50% of the population has a wet hole . They need to stop letting Social Media tell them their hole is worth anything more than a one night stand to any man who isn't " lucky" to have her who she is fucking for ulterior reasons and most likely " settling" for .
[–]MenGoingTOWin3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They called turning down a fat woman's offers of sex "reverse rape" a couple years back. I made a post about it. Thankfully that one didn't gain much traction. Fat women realized they could just call it normal rape and not do a rape kit because "they were destroyed mentally and emotionally and couldn't think straight" and #MeToo meant we had to believe her with no evidence. What a weapon!
[–]bitp2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This has got to be satire. But with all the bullshit I am reading from women, I won't be much surprised if it was posted in a literal sense.
[–]Mgtow4throwaway22 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tumblr is the cancer of the internet
[–]westnblue1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lol funny
[–]AngelTe20161 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Understanding the logic in that post is like trying to finally write all the number in pie
[–]queensackmofk1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Eww
[–]asciimov1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This strikes me as having originated in 4chan
[–]hollybegin1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Come on! Only a master troll is able to write such a nonsensical amount of bullshit. Now don't get me wrong, it's hilarious and almost credible with those over-entitled creatures walking around.
You should be honored as shit to have the opportunity to have sex with a big beautiful goddess.
Brilliant!
[–]Blissbynature1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Okay baby, let's bang. But the hotel I bang at is on the other side of town. Let's jog there."
[–]thefox9870 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Another one of those post that makes me think what is wrong with women
[–]Baldrbaldr0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What if she ugly too?
[–]Rimefang0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You gotta love how the absurdity snowballs into new levels of bullshit with each passing word.
[–]jinxedmusic0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'd fuck a fat ugly bitch. Makes it so much easier to leave that night instead of the morning.
[–]gmanex0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Reverse the genders above for equality! Go!
[–]scaur0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Say no to Snu Snu!!
[–]Magnar960 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This has inspired me to make a "feminism is cancer" folder.
[–]Atton_Risk0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
To think this might become law.
[–]vampireshadows6660 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fat phobia? How ridiculous.
Entitlement from a man is outrageous but for women it’s acceptable
FUCK
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