One of my plates was fresh out of a relationship and I was happy to keep her naked company when she got all lonely late at night.

One morning about two weeks ago she messages me how bad she feels for her ex because he hit a dog with his car earlier that morning. By this time I was getting sick of hearing about this guy the whole time because I knew what was inevitably going to happen if you don't go no-contact with an ex. This was also in the middle of some late TRP bitterness towards women in general, so I just dropped a message saying: "why are you wasting time? Just get back together already".

I just wanted to blow this plate up as a sort of final revenge to get all the BP shit out of my system. She predictability didn't take it well and denied that it could ever happen. I couldn't give two f*cks.

It's about 2 week later now and she literally just messaged me saying they are back together and she is sorry, we had an amazing time together and she just want to let me know. I almost died laughing. Guys... Wtf... Can it really be this easy and predictable?!

I just replied: "Told ya! :p be happy, see ya around!"

AWALT. It really seems like there are no exceptions. What a lesson, especially considering that it happens in front of your own eyes. No denying possible from here on.

PS best of all, I can just go on with my life, wait for their relationship to explode again and she'll be back in my bed.