Here are a few examples I've seen:

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1) "Live, laugh, love" taglines

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If they knew how to live, laugh, and love, why are so many divorced?

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2) "I'm sassy"

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Like that's really something a guy wants to deal with.

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3) "I'm a single mom" and it's usually in their tagline or the first sentence of their profile like it's some badge of honor.

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4) They whine and bitch about guys being raunchy and just wanting sex. If you try to have a decent conversation, they are lazy as f*** and expect you to carry the conversation 100%. Is this an interrogation or conversation?

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5) Fat chicks that post pics from the neck up or at a weird angle so you don't see how fat she is.

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6) She talks about her "fur babies" and posts pics of her multiple little yappy dogs and acts like they are her kids.

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7) Instead of posting what she likes or is looking for one her profile, the first half of her profile is a rant about what she doesn't like. For example:

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I’m just gonna go ahead and put this out there. Maybe it’ll weed out people I have no interest in.......

Things I do not like-1.****pics-I’m 41 not 18 I do not wanna see this2. No teeth/missing teeth/gold teeth3. Bad hygiene. Please shower, wear deodorant, and cologne is always nice.4. Talking about sex in the first conversion. Yes I love sex but not with a stranger.5. Pants that hang below your ass-don’t wanna see that shit.6. People who message me and we have good conversation and then just stop messaging with no explanation. Nothing pisses me off more!7. I am not here looking for a “**** buddy”.8. Liars9. Cheaters10. Bad breath-??????11. Guys who are shorter than me.Things I do like-

  1. Honesty
  2. Respect
  3. People who have a job, car and a place to live.
  4. Maturity
  5. Sarcasm
  6. Great personality

That’s just a few things to get started. But just a few more things about me....if you message me and I don’t message back I’M NOT INTERESTED! Please do not continue to message me! I may sound like a ****, and I can be, but I have been single for a very long time. I know what I want and I will not settle for less. I have 2 kids fully grown we live together and spend a lot of time together. I have a dog and three cats.IF YOU CANNOT GIVE ME HONESTY AND CONSISTENCY DO NOT MESSAGE ME!

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So much negativity and focus on what she doesn't like and not what she does like. I have seen so many profiles like that!

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What other ridiculousness have you guys seen?

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