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[–]RationalMenWin52 points53 points54 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It was at this point he realized she was an idiot. Dodged a bullet.
[–]realChebz1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
he's an idiot too... if she was any interested in him that's not how she would've replied.
[–]80173526 points27 points28 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL'd at the title more than content! Brilliant!
Seriously, think about some1 who cannot affect your life and is annoying and whatever the person says/asks/whatever to/of you, you simply "I am Groot." back. KEK ]=)
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[–]TheNewAge21472 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He's wingman zoned
[–]TheNewAge21472 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not a bad thing to be exact. I'd say take her out and use her to grab attention
[–]alexmartini72114 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
F for all my fallen brothers
[–]RavenLordx10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Friendzoned* brothers
[–]salvaje_mgtow12 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
She is retarder 😂😂 at this point I wouldn’t even border after that.
[–]sketchibubz5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I think you're RETARDED!
And I'm not gonna BOTHER after that.
[–]salvaje_mgtow0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ok simp
[–]Epicabortnitegamer-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I wouldn’t be so sure about that but ok, call people retarded for being confused during a genuinely confusing situation why don’t you.
[–]Whirrlz2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You is a fucking fruity
Ok white knight.
[–]rejac2184 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Did you yes the Jedi mind trick on her?
[–]I_am_Groot692 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
happy mic day.
[–]basedgringo4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Too bad the person who took the screenshot is the woman... She knew.
[–]TitsWobbleAwayTwice2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She knows exactly what he meant. Follow the sub-communication. She’s not saying yes, but she’s also not saying no. If she outright rejects him she loses an orbiter. If she plays dumb until he gets the hint or goes away, then maybe she keeps him in orbit. This is the “no” without saying “no.”
[–]Whirrlz1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That was what I was thinking too. She may be dumb. Or she may be playing dumb
[–]Troxonater1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
r/badfaketexts
[–]KratosSays0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Maybe try dick-in-a-pizza-box approach next time.
[–]Bartand-2 points-1 points0 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ask her out again until she gets it but after asking 10 times maybe she is too dumb for you.
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