I was looking for some gash on one of those dumb dating sites, and I come across this hot older woman. We start talking, and she keeps telling me I'm too young (18 year difference) and i keep insisting that I'm not. Come to find out, "too young" meant, "I want a man to take care of me, and travel me around the world. Must be college graduate, and successful." Her words. So I say fuck it, if she's going to be an outright money goblin, I'm gonna play along. It's better than being a catfish, and I can truly understand what it means to do that to people. So I've been playing along lmao. She went on vacation, and she went to some BDSM fest. She spent most of her money and wanted to buy toys, so she kept subtly hinting how she blew all her money on the first day. All I can do, is "aw, bummer!" or "a vacay can't be fun without spending money!" After 5 hours of silence, she just sent a rolly-eye emoji. Lol I'll keep everyone updated. I doubt she even speaks to me by the time she returns home. We'll see!