Go to work. Start a family and... umm... give ...your money to your family. I know the last part sounds kinda meh, but just do it okay? What are you gay?

What about your L E G A C Y?

People are very concerned with producing a copy of themselves... Well, a half copy anyway... So concerned that they will live their best years in SERVITUDE in the hopes that they can meet their genetic quarter copies and hug them and... tell them their lives are easy and call them degenerates... FOR THE SAKE OF that offspring having the GRAND HONOR of doing... well... the same thing.

But that can't be right. There must be a more M E T A explanation for this phenomenon. Perhaps this is the result of a primal drive to continue the human race. A noble cause considering our dwindling population. Very laudable indeed.

But on some R E A L S H I T, it's not just that society is a rigged game for the father, but it's like one of those carnival games SCIENTIFICALLY formulated to fuck you over.

You're responsible for the wife and the kids. Forever. Fair enough right? Well if the wife leaves, you still have to take care of her. Okay, kinda shitty but damn, "my kids tho".

Not so fast. You don't get to keep the kids. They'll be raised by a virtue signaling soyboy cuckold and other children at school.

"But I love my wife, NAWALT!".....

You know what? You're right. All woman are queen. This subreddit is stupid. Let's go to r /🐕awwwholesomepuppers instead. These ni🅱🅱as gay as hell anyways... #🅱illory2016

Still here?

Shit.

Well I guess your legacy is pretty important to you and I'm not unreasonable, so I suggest this a failsafe.

Freeze your cum in a time capsule with a photo and Xbox live gamerscore. Then when the rebirth stage of civilization starts, women will clamor to reinvigorate humanity with your long lost essence. Simple.