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[–]MattFoley794 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Delusional.
[–]NickTesla20181 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Uh, is she helping with expenses? From past experience, girlfriends always stiffed me on vacation costs or were very resentful when asked to chip in. Never again.
[–]BertTheWelder6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
They have sex with you. That’s how they pay their way. They’re not hookers though.
[–]NickTesla20185 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Hookers are more honest.
[–]wifetales2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wife: I don’t want any food.
Me: comes home with food
Wife: WHY DIDN’T YOU GET ME FOOD?!
Me: I did.
[–]DangZagnut2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women don't do anything important so turning a weekend into a week means nothing.
Of course this is a long time ago, back then women were just quota hires and didn't do anything productive at work. So a job is just a thing to do nothing at. Unlike now of course.
[–]aquaticscrotum69691 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It would really be a night of throwing your hotdog down a hallway.
[–]swhitney1861 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Since bumble has unlimited swipes, ive started this game. Swipe right on everything. Don’t even look, just swipe. Once you get a match, if it’s something you’re not interested in, tell them why you’ve decided to nope out. It keeps these thots in check.
Needless to say, I haven’t met any of my matches yet...
[–]Paladin29030 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sounds great. You gonna pay? Hey..Wait....where ya going?
[–]b06600 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
LOLLL her name is diamonds? High opinion of herself much?
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is that your Christian name?
[–]RoboMandrake0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dead dinner guests...well, don't have to worry about them putting too much drinking, eating, or shopping on the tab.
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