“Pick me up!”

He looked around and did not see anyone, he thought he was dreaming till he heard the voice again.

“Pick me up.” The man looked in the water, and there floating on a Lilly pad was a frog.

The man said “Are you talking to me?”

The frog replied “Yes, I’m talking to you. Now pick me up then kiss me and I’ll turn into the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen. I’ll make sure all your friends are envious and jealous because you’ll have me as your bride.”

The man looked at the frog for a minute in confusion, then reached over picks it up then puts it in his pocket.

The frog screamed, “What! are you nuts? Didn’t you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride!”

The man opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,

“Bitch I’m MGTOW and I’d rather have a talking frog.”