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[–]GenericBadGuyNumber344 points45 points46 points 7 years ago (31 children) | Copy Link
I'm interested to know. Is there anyone in this sub that could stay hard and fuck this hog to the finish? I'm not judging. But I know even if I tried my best I'd be limp after 2 mins. My hat's off to you if you could do better.
[–]Brother_Judas14 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I would do her good. Sober. I have a thing for fat chicks.
[–]GenericBadGuyNumber33 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The hero we need. Take one for the team man.
[–]Kenstar280 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNwkJ6Nf_OYThey wrote a song for heros like this.
[–]WanderlustYouth0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
Same but at the end of the day it all boils down to face, if a chick has an attractive face and decent fat distribution she'll be hot whether she's skinny or fat... nor morbidly obese tho... maybe...
EDIT: I meant not instead of nor...
[–]Brother_Judas0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
morbidly obese tho...
Ah, I wouldn't go that far. When I look at a morbidly obese chick my mind goes "girl, you're killing yourself"
[–]WanderlustYouth1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I need to edit my comment I meant to type type not instead of nor, morbidly obese is pretty disgusting
[–]Origami8414 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Mmhhh... i never had the "pleasure" to fork such a pork, but i think that in doggystyle it could work. She doesnt seem that fat that even when bent over her back and her ass would have fat rolls, and her belly would be hidden. Maybe...?
[–]PleaseCallMeTomato7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"fork a pork" im stealing it m8 its too good not to be stolen
[–]RedPilledLife10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I am Jewish, we don't eat pork.
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[–]GenericBadGuyNumber32 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't let your dreams be dreams bro
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I could, and depending on my level of intoxication, it’ll either be 5 seconds or 5 minutes.
[–]catchingtherosemary1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
haha good shit!
[–]NoThirst3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
...what? Not into diabetes?
[–]Older_Miggy2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There are no beer goggles in existence that would persuade me to tap that.
[–]lastlaugh1001 point2 points3 points 7 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Not just weight but age. Women in their 30's smile and they get so many wrinkles in their face they look like a grandma.
Single post-wall women shame us for preferring younger women but they chose to waste their youth on men who wouldn't commit.
[–]bythesword861 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’d need to be crazy fucking drunk, like black out.
But naw, I couldn’t do it.
[–]cilantromakesmepuke1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'm rising my hand here.
My sober brain wouldn't let me walk on the street with a chick like that, but my dick is a total deviant and the more curves they have, the more excited it becomes. I've always been like that, attracted to big girls, no idea why. It's like being born gay, you just prefer what you prefer.
I'm not talking about flabby whales with big fat flaps , but more like a natural big boned thick exaggeration of the "hourglass" proportions e.g. her butt is wider than my shoulders, legs are thicker than a Mortadella salami, boobs are like watermelons, but firm flesh, smooth skin, etc.
The issue with these big/atypical women?. Their insecurities for not looking like a skinny IG thot makes them extremely bitchy, entitled drama queens, hence the MGTOW for me. I'd rather hire a big butted latina for an hour, or just fap to this niche porn than dealing with all that shit.
[–]GenericBadGuyNumber31 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Heya smoothskin. Thanks for your honesty.
[–]Brandwein1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sure i could, just give me a VR headset while doing it.
[–]moneybeatslooks1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
pUkE!
[–]NotMyWomen1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Honestly?
Half a bottle of whiskey in, I’d fuck half the fat out of her.
Pull her hair and yell at her for being a fat cunt.
But being that drunk I wouldn’t be able to finish.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
why is that thought interesting to you are you looking for someone with a certain set of skills?
[–]GenericBadGuyNumber30 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah I'm looking for someone that can give your mother a good time.
[–]roy282821 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No. Can't get it up for this kind of women.
[–]bannedaryan0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Me but i've learned from my mistakes. I'm 36 and still get hard from a light breeze.
[–]S1ck0m0d30 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Maybe, I mean almost every woman, batshit or not, looks hawt while she's cumming. Even cougars and matures.
Relevant username, S1ck0.
[–]fredanderssen0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Two minutes? At my age, I wouldn’t make it two seconds.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I could, only if she takes a bath and doesn't fart, burp and or sweat during the deed.
[–]mrk686 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The white conduit on the wall makes the picture ultra classy.
[–]BrettBrooks214 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's all about those strong braces. The table probably has a three point brace on the sides and back of the legs. Good craftsmanship
[–]Pimozv2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I can't even imagine how bonkers she must have gone after such a magnificent roast.
[–]Toshiba1point01 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is it hippo season already?
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Equally sexy photo, this one in a pool...
https://www.flickr.com/photos/keelyjoy/22964559/
[–]JesusWhatIsThatSmell0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Dear god of all that is holy her buttcheeks have buttcheeks.
Edit: and why are her feet wrapped in electrical tape?
[–]gettinglittytitty0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
r/MurderedByWords
That is an old W.C. Fields joke
[–]QuantumSanta-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She looks like a fucked up fat slob. Nasty.
You would need a lot of viagra to harden up for this.
[–]snowmoose1-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Send this pork to Africa. Hunger and death by starvation would come to an end.
[–]DMariusC-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Savage
[–]roy28282-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He has a point. It's really good table,excellent build quality.
[–]roonilwazlib1919-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
MGTOW: Woman are so shallow these days, they only go for attractive chads. Also MGTOW: Look at this hippo who's gonna be attracted to her!
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
50 points from Gryffindor.
[–]AvailableGuava-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I couldn't get started
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