A funny.

civcinco · 2018-08-03T22:55:10+00:00

I almost did this once. We reserved a room for a couple of days at the beach. 2 hr drive. Less than a mile away she went beserk over i dont remeber what and didnt want to go. after i paid for everything. We went back home argued; she went to bed and all i could think about was taking off to the beach while she slept. Too blue pilled though.

She would have probably wanted me more if i would have left.

Melvin_Udall33 · 2018-08-04T01:17:15+00:00

True story from my simp days.

Take my girlfriend on a beach vacation. I pay for both of us- flight, rental car, hotel, everything. She sees a cheap souvenir t shirt she wants and I say get it if you want but I don't want it. She doesn't have cash but says if I buy the shirt for her she'll pay for lunch. I agree and pay 12 bucks for the piece of shit shirt.

Lunch ends up being 30 for both of us so she demands 3 back. I'm initially amused and point out that A) the deal was not for lunch up to $12 for my share but for lunch, B) she chose the fucking restaurant, C) I ordered a fucking burger so it's not like I was padding the bill, and, most importantly, D) this was the first time she's pulled out her wallet all trip so she should perhaps just let the $3 go.

Of course, she can't let it go and a massive fight ensues. I finally just walk out, take a cab to a rental car place, rent another car to drive to the distant airport, rearrange my flight and just go home, leaving her to figure out what happened.

Doing well so far, right? That should have been my red pill epiphany, right? But when she showed up on my doorstep a couple of days later crying and guilt tripping me for stranding her I took her back. It's funny now, but dear god, that guy was such a blue pill piece of shit.

decafbabe · 2018-08-03T23:20:16+00:00

Women are stressful, even when they offer sex... they crave constant attention. But I got my hands and free time to do what I please.

its_e_bits_e_spy_duh · 2018-08-04T13:03:24+00:00

I did something like this to my ex wife. Lost my job at home and the bills were piling up. After struggling for a while, I get an amazing opportunity to work out of state. Call the wife to give her the great news.

Me: Our money problems are over! I found a great job, but its 2000 miles away.

Her: Absolutely not! You cant go. Tell them you cant go!

Me: Im already half way there.

MGTOW-Balance · 2018-08-04T03:10:13+00:00

lmao i didn't expect that

nice one!

zangatti · 2018-08-04T05:44:09+00:00

This is so simple yet so fucking badass

Title	A funny.
Author	civcinco
Upvotes	379
Comments	22
Date	August 3, 2018 10:51 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/94e98b/a_funny/
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